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Old May 8th 2007, 9:09 pm
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Mary had a little lamb
his name was silly Billy
she threw him up into the air
and caught him by his...
willy was a bully boy
sitting on the grass
I caught him with his finger
up his dirty .........
ask no questions
tell no lies
I saw a policeman
doing up his....
flies are a nuisance
bees are worse
I saw a Doctor
Sitting on a ...
nurse your baby very well
that is the end of this
still little tale

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Old May 8th 2007, 11:25 pm
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mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
and now it goes to school with her
between two lumps of bread
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Old May 8th 2007, 11:31 pm
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Originally Posted by acbh2 View Post
Hutch and Tracy up a tree K*I K*I
Hutch and Tracey up a tree K*I*S*S*I*N*G
Or Hutch and Tracey sitting on a log
Oh my god they're about to snog


ha ha, takes me back a bit.
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Old May 8th 2007, 11:34 pm
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Haha! Some great ones here. Remember this one:

What do you do if you want do a poo in an English country garden?
You pull down your pants and paralyse the ants in an English country garden
Then get a leaf and wipe your underneath in an English country garden
Then get a spade and bury what you made in an English country garden



I googled for that and turned up this alternative version!!

How many times have you had it off in an English country garden?
I've had it twice and I think it's very nice in an English country garden
Buttercups and hollyhocks, sticking up your bollycocks
Small creepy crawlies crawling up your arse
With your hand on her tit and your finger on her [use your imagination - lol]
In an English country garden

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If you go down to the woods today your sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today you'd better go in disguise.
For Mum and Dad are having a shag and Uncle Frank is having a wank
Todays the day the teddy bears have their picnic!
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Originally Posted by Hutch View Post
Haha! Some great ones here. Remember this one:

What do you do if you want do a poo in an English country garden?
You pull down your pants and paralyse the ants in an English country garden
Then get a leaf and wipe your underneath in an English country garden
Then get a spade and bury what you made in an English country garde


I forgot that ever existed
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Originally Posted by northernbird View Post
If you go down to the woods today your sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today you'd better go in disguise.
For Mum and Dad are having a shag and Uncle Frank is having a wank
Todays the day the teddy bears have their picnic!
...and again, my god that takes me back
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Originally Posted by Mally Lass View Post
...and again, my god that takes me back
and me never understood about uncle frank though not till a lot later
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Originally Posted by asher View Post
and me never understood about uncle frank though not till a lot later

This may be classed as un PC now but.this is what we sang ...

I like coffee
I like tea
I like sitting on a black man's knee
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Originally Posted by sasbear View Post
This may be classed as un PC now but.this is what we sang ...

I like coffee
I like tea
I like sitting on a black man's knee
we sang it as a skipping song

as above then I want so and so in with me.
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Daisy Daisy give me your tits too chew
I'm half crazy my balls are turning blue
It won't be a sylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage

can't remember the rest.........

Julia.
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Originally Posted by asher View Post
and me never understood about uncle frank though not till a lot later
You're not on your own

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Originally Posted by TraceyW View Post
"Ooh aah, I lost my bra
I left it in my boyfriends car!"



Later in life those words came back to haunt me!!!!
Wasn't it...

' ooo ahh I lost my bra
I lost my knickers in a policeman's car
ooo ah I found my bra
I found my knickers in the policemans car'

Yeah those words came back to haunt me too!
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yum, yum, bubblegum,
stick it up your mother's bum
if it sticks,
pull her tits,
yum, yum, bubblegum

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Old May 9th 2007, 12:34 am
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what was the one about all different colours i.e.

all in white, all in white,
????

all in black, all in black,
she ????

all in pink, all in pink,
????

down in dark alley, where i layed her down

etc, etc,
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