Plastic surgery.....adults!!!!
Oct 21st 2007, 9:16 pm
#1
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Plastic surgery.....adults!!!!
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted
her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and
the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately
calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality
and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went
through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery
and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time
ago."
"! And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you
for his new ears.
her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and
the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately
calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality
and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went
through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery
and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time
ago."
"! And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you
for his new ears.
Oct 21st 2007, 9:18 pm
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Re: Plastic surgery.....adults!!!!
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted
her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and
the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately
calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality
and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went
through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery
and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time
ago."
"! And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you
for his new ears.
her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and
the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately
calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality
and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went
through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery
and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time
ago."
"! And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you
for his new ears.
Oct 21st 2007, 9:25 pm
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Re: Plastic surgery.....adults!!!!
Brilliant!! again 
Nicky
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Oct 21st 2007, 9:41 pm
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Re: Plastic surgery.....adults!!!!
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted
her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and
the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately
calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality
and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went
through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery
and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time
ago."
"! And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you
for his new ears.
her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and
the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately
calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality
and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went
through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery
and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time
ago."
"! And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you
for his new ears.
Oct 22nd 2007, 1:36 am
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Re: Plastic surgery.....adults!!!!
Very good pmsl
Oct 22nd 2007, 3:27 am
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Re: Plastic surgery.....adults!!!!
Oct 22nd 2007, 4:06 am
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Oct 22nd 2007, 3:47 pm
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Re: Plastic surgery.....adults!!!!
Oh, the best ones are the old ones <g>
Oct 22nd 2007, 5:19 pm
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Re: Plastic surgery.....adults!!!!
Oct 22nd 2007, 6:32 pm
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Re: Plastic surgery.....adults!!!!
Brilliant
Oct 22nd 2007, 7:24 pm
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Re: Plastic surgery.....adults!!!!
pmsl, excellent
