Pinch and a punch ...
Feb 28th 2006, 8:50 pm
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Pinch and a punch ...
So I notice the date and go "Pinch and a punch, first day of the month, no returns" to my missus and she goes "White rabbits" and pinches and punches me back. New one on me - didn't think anything countermanded 'no returns'.
And now a joke:
A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: one small box of detergent, one bar of soap, three individual servings of yogurt, two oranges, and one stick of women’s deodorant. She then goes to the check out line.
Cashier: Oh, you must be single.
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?
Cashier: No, you're ****ing ugly!
And now a joke:
A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: one small box of detergent, one bar of soap, three individual servings of yogurt, two oranges, and one stick of women’s deodorant. She then goes to the check out line.
Cashier: Oh, you must be single.
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?
Cashier: No, you're ****ing ugly!
Feb 28th 2006, 9:23 pm
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Re: Pinch and a punch ...
Originally Posted by Hutch
So I notice the date and go "Pinch and a punch, first day of the month, no returns" to my missus and she goes "White rabbits" and pinches and punches me back. New one on me - didn't think anything countermanded 'no returns'.
I've heard of 'white rabbits' but ......
Feb 28th 2006, 9:36 pm
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Re: Pinch and a punch ...
I pinched and punched my 9 year old daughter today.
First time I've ever got in first
You should have seen her face........ for once she didn't realise the date
First time I've ever got in first
You should have seen her face........ for once she didn't realise the date
Feb 28th 2006, 10:00 pm
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Re: Pinch and a punch ...
Originally Posted by Hutch
So I notice the date and go "Pinch and a punch, first day of the month, no returns" to my missus and she goes "White rabbits" and pinches and punches me back. New one on me - didn't think anything countermanded 'no returns'.
And now a joke:
A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: one small box of detergent, one bar of soap, three individual servings of yogurt, two oranges, and one stick of women’s deodorant. She then goes to the check out line.
Cashier: Oh, you must be single.
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?
Cashier: No, you're ****ing ugly!
And now a joke:
A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: one small box of detergent, one bar of soap, three individual servings of yogurt, two oranges, and one stick of women’s deodorant. She then goes to the check out line.
Cashier: Oh, you must be single.
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?
Cashier: No, you're ****ing ugly!
Feb 28th 2006, 10:17 pm
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Re: Pinch and a punch ...
Ha I got all 4 of mine as they were brushing their teeth. Had gone out early for a job and came back home expecting them to strategically positioned around the house to get me. They had all forgot and wham got them all at once. In our house pinch and punch bloody hurts. HA HA
Feb 28th 2006, 10:36 pm
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Re: Pinch and a punch ...
We used to return pinch and a punch with
'smack and a kick for being so quick!'
'smack and a kick for being so quick!'
Mar 1st 2006, 1:12 am
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Re: Pinch and a punch ...
Originally Posted by Hutch
So I notice the date and go "Pinch and a punch, first day of the month, no returns" to my missus and she goes "White rabbits" and pinches and punches me back. New one on me - didn't think anything countermanded 'no returns'.
And now a joke:
A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: one small box of detergent, one bar of soap, three individual servings of yogurt, two oranges, and one stick of women’s deodorant. She then goes to the check out line.
Cashier: Oh, you must be single.
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?
Cashier: No, you're ****ing ugly!
And now a joke:
A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: one small box of detergent, one bar of soap, three individual servings of yogurt, two oranges, and one stick of women’s deodorant. She then goes to the check out line.
Cashier: Oh, you must be single.
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?
Cashier: No, you're ****ing ugly!
My daughter said to her sister "Pinch and a punch, first day of the month, no returns" A kick and a slap can't do it back.
Also got the 8 yr old to shout white rabbits 3 times out the front door as a dare PMSL She did it
Kids eh!
Mar 1st 2006, 1:54 am
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Re: Pinch and a punch ...
Originally Posted by Bert'n'Stella
We used to return pinch and a punch with
'smack and a kick for being so quick!'
'smack and a kick for being so quick!'
Mar 1st 2006, 6:17 am
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Re: Pinch and a punch ...
I have never heard of this pinch and punch thing???
Mar 1st 2006, 6:23 am
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Re: Pinch and a punch ...
Originally Posted by Bert'n'Stella
We used to return pinch and a punch with
'smack and a kick for being so quick!'
'smack and a kick for being so quick!'
