Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
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Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
One of my faves is Jerry singing in the supermarket...
"Come and get your black bin bags..."
I'll have that song in my head all day now!
"Come and get your black bin bags..."
I'll have that song in my head all day now!
#17
Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
Jerry St Clair: And now Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together foooooooorrrrrrr, Sister Act!"
Sister Act getting up on stage. (One girl is black the other is white)
Music to "We are family" by The Pointer Sisters starts
Girls: "We are family!.....I've got my step sister with me"
Sister Act getting up on stage. (One girl is black the other is white)
Music to "We are family" by The Pointer Sisters starts
Girls: "We are family!.....I've got my step sister with me"
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Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
They're long and black and slender
Heavy duty black bin bags
Whether bi or straight or bender
Come rip with me, come rip with me come tear with me right now
How about the corned beef song?
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Garlic bread, it's the future that is......
God with the cheese thread too I'm hungry now!!!!
God with the cheese thread too I'm hungry now!!!!
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Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
The old guy on the bucking bull 'This is Albert, he is a registered diabetic'
There is a horse in my cabaret suit, its pissed - get it a kebab.
There is a horse in my cabaret suit, its pissed - get it a kebab.
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Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
"Don't do curry sauce mate"
"Don't do gravy"
"Has tha' nowt moist"
:"Do you want Piccalilli? I'd rather lick me own arsehole""
"Don't do gravy"
"Has tha' nowt moist"
:"Do you want Piccalilli? I'd rather lick me own arsehole""
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Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
Baldy baldy bouncer!
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Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
You only get a bucket & a half !
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At the end of the belgrano sisters episode (with the stolen 42" plasma in the caravan ) as credits roll and the van is rocking because paddy is "Watching" porn on the plasma above max's bed.
"Paddy has needs! "
"How dare you!"
"Paddy has needs! "
"How dare you!"
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If I remember rightly there was no sound on the tv, not that you need it for porn though!
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they forgot to steal the speakers - they had to go back for them...... and they got the belgrano sisters to dress up as bears or something to nick them frmo the shopping mall.
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