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Old Jan 9th 2006, 10:13 am
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Lettuce

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Old Jan 9th 2006, 10:16 am
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Lettuce

Said it was freshly grown
Australian lettuce tastes like cardboard, just like the bacon here. If i were you I would throw it at your neighbour.
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Originally Posted by menace
Australian lettuce tastes like cardboard, just like the bacon here. If i were you I would throw it at your neighbour.
Oh no, don't do it!
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Lettuce

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What a lovely neighbourly gesture. Now remember you have to return the gesture at some point - being neighbourly and all that - so you'll have to bake a nice cake for them or something.

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Australian lettuce tastes like cardboard, just like the bacon here. If i were you I would throw it at your neighbour.
It's rather large, could kill him
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Originally Posted by fraser
Lettuce

Said it was freshly grown
Mate, has it got any of that *special* dressing on it?
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What a lovely neighbourly gesture. Now remember you have to return the gesture at some point - being neighbourly and all that - so you'll have to bake a nice cake for them or something.

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Sorry but a lettuce isn't cake worthy, maybe a muffin
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Sorry but a lettuce isn't cake worthy, maybe a muffin
Now that's not very neighbourly! But suppose if it's choc-chip that would ok.
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Are they mad!!!!!!
Dont they know how much lettuce is on the open market. Lucky they dont read this site or else they would know the true cost
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Are they mad!!!!!!
Dont they know how much lettuce is on the open market. Lucky they dont read this site or else they would know the true cost
Put it on e bay, then we'll see
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Put it on e bay, then we'll see
Is rocket really lettuce?

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ROCKET-LETTUC...QQcmdZViewItem

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Originally Posted by fraser
Lettuce

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think yourself lucky, if it had been bix that knocked on yir door. he would have given yir missus the clap
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think yourself lucky, if it had been bix that knocked on yir door. he would have given yir missus the clap
Excuse me, Mister! None of this maligning Rachel, please - I'm sure she is extremely selective about who she mixes with. There's probably more chance of YOU getting the clap from Bix then there is Rachel!

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OMFGG!!!

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Excuse me, Mister! None of this maligning Rachel, please - I'm sure she is extremely selective about who she mixes with. There's probably more chance of YOU getting the clap from Bix then there is Rachel!

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oops sorry. i thought if she was daft enought to fall for fraser, bix would be in with a chance
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