The Oscars - Who Cares?
Mar 5th 2006, 2:25 pm
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The Oscars - Who Cares?
Anyone?
Mar 5th 2006, 2:29 pm
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Re: The Oscars - Who Cares?
Originally Posted by diddy
Anyone?
Mar 5th 2006, 2:58 pm
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Re: The Oscars - Who Cares?
Originally Posted by moneypen20
No one who lives in the real world anyway
Tis true.
Mar 5th 2006, 3:04 pm
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Re: The Oscars - Who Cares?
Dont give a flying f@%k who wins what and who wears this or that. Its a load of over paid numpties slapping themselves on the back.
Originally Posted by diddy
Anyone?
Mar 5th 2006, 3:06 pm
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Re: The Oscars - Who Cares?
Originally Posted by diddy
Tis true.
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly believe this! I feel so lucky! And this statue - it's so shiny! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to know that even in my wildest hallucinations, I never would have imagined that this could ever help me get laid so much. And to the other second-rate nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your crushing defeat makes me feel right now!
You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a minute and laugh about how generous my love scenes have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda cheap
You know, there are so many ass-kissing little people to thank! First off though, I want to bitch slap the esteemed idiots of the Academy, who looked deep within their Magic 8-Balls before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Satan, for being such a powerful force in my loins. And to the hooker with the heart of gold, who taught me to take life by the balls. And finally, to all the personal assistants I fired - I couldn't have done it without you!
Thank you America, and good night!
Mar 5th 2006, 3:13 pm
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Re: The Oscars - Who Cares?
Originally Posted by gedge
Gedge's Acceptance Speech for the Stupendous Animal Costume Design Oscar:
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly believe this! I feel so lucky! And this statue - it's so shiny! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to know that even in my wildest hallucinations, I never would have imagined that this could ever help me get laid so much. And to the other second-rate nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your crushing defeat makes me feel right now!
You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a minute and laugh about how generous my love scenes have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda cheap
You know, there are so many ass-kissing little people to thank! First off though, I want to bitch slap the esteemed idiots of the Academy, who looked deep within their Magic 8-Balls before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Satan, for being such a powerful force in my loins. And to the hooker with the heart of gold, who taught me to take life by the balls. And finally, to all the personal assistants I fired - I couldn't have done it without you!
Thank you America, and good night!
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly believe this! I feel so lucky! And this statue - it's so shiny! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to know that even in my wildest hallucinations, I never would have imagined that this could ever help me get laid so much. And to the other second-rate nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your crushing defeat makes me feel right now!
You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a minute and laugh about how generous my love scenes have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda cheap
You know, there are so many ass-kissing little people to thank! First off though, I want to bitch slap the esteemed idiots of the Academy, who looked deep within their Magic 8-Balls before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Satan, for being such a powerful force in my loins. And to the hooker with the heart of gold, who taught me to take life by the balls. And finally, to all the personal assistants I fired - I couldn't have done it without you!
Thank you America, and good night!
What are you wearing this year for it?
Mar 5th 2006, 3:15 pm
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Re: The Oscars - Who Cares?
Originally Posted by diddy
Anyone?
Mar 5th 2006, 3:17 pm
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Re: The Oscars - Who Cares?
Originally Posted by diddy
It brought a tear to the eye.
What are you wearing this year for it?
What are you wearing this year for it?
Mar 5th 2006, 3:20 pm
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Re: The Oscars - Who Cares?
Originally Posted by gedge
Probably one of my creations. It was going to be the camel but I lost that at the airport.
Mar 5th 2006, 3:31 pm
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Re: The Oscars - Who Cares?
Originally Posted by diddy
They won't let you in like that. Not without a tie.
