Originally Posted by desperatehousewife

Thanks You set the standard high there!




You can't have everything!



Never let it be said that I don't rise to a challenge!

Doris Days best mate Mavis
Had a tache like Dickie Davis

Neil Armstrong had a thing for her
but wasn't so keen on the facial fur

After buttering her up with some macaroon bars
he told her the truth and now suffers the scars

After drowning his sorrows with Ed the Horse
he woke up face down in a field full of gorse

The only thing for it he realised that day was to give her a slice of his Sunblest Finest!



I'm well disappointed with the last line but I've got to go on the school run and haven't the time to think up any better! Think maybe I should join the Moneypen school of poetry!

Lindsay x

Originally Posted by busterboy

A challenge met. Okay, you can stay!

Originally Posted by asher

Well done Lindsay however no mention of BE

Originally Posted by desperatehousewife

Thanking you!



I know!, I did try but I have got 5 kids you know, time is not on my side!

Lindsay x

Originally Posted by sallyclaire

Are they all girls Lindsay or did you manage to squeeze a boy out last time?

Originally Posted by desperatehousewife

They're all girls, The better sex I think

Poor hubbys in trouble in a few years!

Lindsay x

Originally Posted by sallyclaire

Wow! Well, someone told me yesterday that girls may be better in the younger years but are worse than boys in the teenage years. Having two somewhat hyperactive, very loud & very active boys, I'm waiting for the better times to start but so far it just seems to be a bit of kevin like behaviour
What ages are they all? Mine are 14 & 9

Originally Posted by desperatehousewife

They're 5 months, 5 and 5 (the terrible twins!), 6 and 11! the twins just started school this week and school dinners for the 4 of them for the month is £100 so it's an enforced diet I'm on!

Maybe your Kevins should meet my Kevina's they might scare them into submission for you! (they have a well practiced pincer movement!)

Lindsay x

Originally Posted by sallyclaire

Well, if we make it up to Scotland before we go to Aus, I'll drop by for a demonstration

Are any of them helpful or thoughtful at all? My theory is that these are areas where girls score higher than boys but of course, apart from having been a girl many moons ago, I have very limited experience

Originally Posted by desperatehousewife

To be fair they are. one of the twins is a mini mum and a great help with the baby(although you can't turn your back or she'll have her in a dolls pram and be off up the street with her in no time) The rest of them have their moments although most are quite tomboyish , I doubt theirs much difference between the sexes at that age, it's more about the individual kiddie

If your ever up this way feel feel to visit we can swap size 10 clothes!

Lindsay x

Originally Posted by sallyclaire

Don't think I have ever been a size 10 in my life

Originally Posted by desperatehousewife

Just realised not that many more and I've reached 300!

Now who said I was a lightweight!

Lindsay x

Originally Posted by sallyclaire

Not the scales that's for sure!