Old age - are you scared?
Feb 15th 2006, 10:25 am
#46
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Re: Old age - are you scared?
Originally Posted by gobbyjock
Im going to go round the supermarket when Im 80 with my zimmer frame (adorned with go faster stripes and optional furry dice) banging people ankles and asking nice young men if they can get something off the top shelf for me so I can check out the bums 
When my Mum was in hospital, she was critically ill but still managed to pinch the young doctors bottom much to my horror.
Feb 15th 2006, 10:27 am
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Re: Old age - are you scared?
Originally Posted by biggy
she is some groover...tits must b sore tho lol
not bad for 74 eh?......she's a sweatheart really
Feb 15th 2006, 10:29 am
#48
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Re: Old age - are you scared?
Margaret, please type in Scottish again, please!
We just need Soapy now.
Would all Scottish people please type in Scottish, its fabulous.
We just need Soapy now.
Would all Scottish people please type in Scottish, its fabulous.
Feb 15th 2006, 10:32 am
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Re: Old age - are you scared?
check these lol
Feb 15th 2006, 10:34 am
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Re: Old age - are you scared?
Originally Posted by biggy
check these lol
I am going to be sick.
They look like cows udders.
Feb 15th 2006, 10:34 am
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Re: Old age - are you scared?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Margaret, please type in Scottish again, please!
We just need Soapy now.
Would all Scottish people please type in Scottish, its fabulous.
We just need Soapy now.
Would all Scottish people please type in Scottish, its fabulous.
Feb 15th 2006, 10:36 am
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Re: Old age - are you scared?
Originally Posted by biggy
awe naw dinnae want Soapy in tawkin pish...he'll be at his work gein some poor bugger greif or jist spoutin pish as awe ways
(clapping hands together in excitement)
I love it!
I can just imagine you saying it!
Feb 15th 2006, 10:38 am
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Re: Old age - are you scared?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
(clapping hands together in excitement)
I love it!
I can just imagine you saying it!
I love it!
I can just imagine you saying it!
Feb 15th 2006, 10:48 am
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Re: Old age - are you scared?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
I spotted this pensioner hobbling down my road today and suddenly thought 'shit, that will be me in a few years' - except I hope to be hobbling down a road in Australia.
They say old age is always ten years older than what you are.
I dont think i am scared of dying, but the thought of getting old an possibly incontinent scares the crap out of me.
Those TENA lady pads on the adverts, they try and make incontinence look cool but it so isn't.
And when you hear old people's false teeth clanking as they eat toffees and stuff well I dont like the thought of putting my teeth to bed before me.
Everyone said 'Oh the Queen mother had all her own teeth' Well I am not sure I would want them in my mouth either
And have you seen some old people that hang around in gangs? Purple rinses and the same 'old person' hairstyle, big super dooper large panties and breasts like spaniel ears?????
I can't stand it.
I wonder if there is a graceful way of ageing? If there is a way of stopping ones genitals from heading South?
I reckon old men get it far easier. Apart from developing testicles like space hoppers, they age far better than women.
Unless someone can prove me wrong.....
They say old age is always ten years older than what you are.
I dont think i am scared of dying, but the thought of getting old an possibly incontinent scares the crap out of me.
Those TENA lady pads on the adverts, they try and make incontinence look cool but it so isn't.
And when you hear old people's false teeth clanking as they eat toffees and stuff well I dont like the thought of putting my teeth to bed before me.
Everyone said 'Oh the Queen mother had all her own teeth' Well I am not sure I would want them in my mouth either
And have you seen some old people that hang around in gangs? Purple rinses and the same 'old person' hairstyle, big super dooper large panties and breasts like spaniel ears?????
I can't stand it.
I wonder if there is a graceful way of ageing? If there is a way of stopping ones genitals from heading South?
I reckon old men get it far easier. Apart from developing testicles like space hoppers, they age far better than women.
Unless someone can prove me wrong.....
Hubby has started saving!!
Feb 15th 2006, 11:28 am
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Re: Old age - are you scared?
Much of growing old is all in your head. I've known people in their thirites who are so staid and boring, they may as well be old. Then I have met people in their 60's and upwards who have such a love and a zest for life it's hard to think of them as old. Just take care of your body as best you can, keep your mind active and live life to the full. And if you get to the stage when you start chucking dods of shite about, well, you're past the stage of worrying about it all
Feb 15th 2006, 11:55 am
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Re: Old age - are you scared?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Sometimes I have to run very carefully or it hurts.
So do your tits really go bad after breast feeding, all saggy and stuff.
So do your tits really go bad after breast feeding, all saggy and stuff.
Feb 15th 2006, 6:42 pm
#57
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Re: Old age - are you scared?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Sometimes I have to run very carefully or it hurts.
So do your tits really go bad after breast feeding, all saggy and stuff.
So do your tits really go bad after breast feeding, all saggy and stuff.
The milk comes in whether you like it or not so there's nowt you can do except not get pregnant.
Mine are too big to be pert lol, although whilst I was breastfeeding they were a lot firmer until I stopped.
Feb 15th 2006, 6:48 pm
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Re: Old age - are you scared?
Oh forgot to say - I am scared of getting old. I'm quite happy as I am in my 30's and would like to stay there, even my 50's would be fine. But I really really don't want to be old lonely and senile. I work for a care agency in the office, and the poor old dears that phone up and don't see anyone from one week to the next apart from our carers that nip in. They phone you up for any reason just for a chat. Must be so lonely.
Feb 15th 2006, 7:04 pm
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Re: Old age - are you scared?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
I spotted this pensioner hobbling down my road today and suddenly thought 'shit, that will be me in a few years' - except I hope to be hobbling down a road in Australia.
They say old age is always ten years older than what you are.
I dont think i am scared of dying, but the thought of getting old an possibly incontinent scares the crap out of me.
Those TENA lady pads on the adverts, they try and make incontinence look cool but it so isn't.
And when you hear old people's false teeth clanking as they eat toffees and stuff well I dont like the thought of putting my teeth to bed before me.
Everyone said 'Oh the Queen mother had all her own teeth' Well I am not sure I would want them in my mouth either
And have you seen some old people that hang around in gangs? Purple rinses and the same 'old person' hairstyle, big super dooper large panties and breasts like spaniel ears?????
I can't stand it.
I wonder if there is a graceful way of ageing? If there is a way of stopping ones genitals from heading South?
I reckon old men get it far easier. Apart from developing testicles like space hoppers, they age far better than women.
Unless someone can prove me wrong.....
They say old age is always ten years older than what you are.
I dont think i am scared of dying, but the thought of getting old an possibly incontinent scares the crap out of me.
Those TENA lady pads on the adverts, they try and make incontinence look cool but it so isn't.
And when you hear old people's false teeth clanking as they eat toffees and stuff well I dont like the thought of putting my teeth to bed before me.
Everyone said 'Oh the Queen mother had all her own teeth' Well I am not sure I would want them in my mouth either
And have you seen some old people that hang around in gangs? Purple rinses and the same 'old person' hairstyle, big super dooper large panties and breasts like spaniel ears?????
I can't stand it.
I wonder if there is a graceful way of ageing? If there is a way of stopping ones genitals from heading South?
I reckon old men get it far easier. Apart from developing testicles like space hoppers, they age far better than women.
Unless someone can prove me wrong.....
Feb 15th 2006, 7:11 pm
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Re: Old age - are you scared?
Originally Posted by biggy
Im not scared because when I start gettin too old and senile hubbys gonna shoot me
