OH thinks I'm going mad.....
Aug 1st 2006, 1:08 am
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OH thinks I'm going mad.....
I needed a late shower, OH was on late shift. I noticed a large daddy-longleg spider thing right above the shower. Not afraid of them, but didn't want her (she's named Sue - she lives in the ensuite) to fall on my naked body or be massaged into my hair. I didn't realise OH was standing in the doorway - so there I was merrily talking to Sue 'DO NOT clean your legs, keep ALL legs attached to the ceiling - stay where you are - DO NOT attempt a leap of faith'. He didn't see the spider.. 
I then told him I was worried about Sue going down the drain... he still wasn't convinced I was sane... 
R
BTW Sue is fine - there were a few dangling by one leg instances and a very wet floor from me leaping out of the shower now and again...
I then told him I was worried about Sue going down the drain... he still wasn't convinced I was sane... R
BTW Sue is fine - there were a few dangling by one leg instances and a very wet floor from me leaping out of the shower now and again...
Aug 1st 2006, 1:25 am
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Re: OH thinks I'm going mad.....
Originally Posted by The Crow
I needed a late shower, OH was on late shift. I noticed a large daddy-longleg spider thing right above the shower. Not afraid of them, but didn't want her (she's named Sue - she lives in the ensuite) to fall on my naked body or be massaged into my hair. I didn't realise OH was standing in the doorway - so there I was merrily talking to Sue 'DO NOT clean your legs, keep ALL legs attached to the ceiling - stay where you are - DO NOT attempt a leap of faith'. He didn't see the spider.. I then told him I was worried about Sue going down the drain... he still wasn't convinced I was sane...
R
BTW Sue is fine - there were a few dangling by one leg instances and a very wet floor from me leaping out of the shower now and again...
I then told him I was worried about Sue going down the drain... he still wasn't convinced I was sane... R
BTW Sue is fine - there were a few dangling by one leg instances and a very wet floor from me leaping out of the shower now and again...
pmsl!!!!
only your OH thinks your going mad?? lol
sue x
(not the spider ... )
Aug 1st 2006, 2:01 am
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Re: OH thinks I'm going mad.....
Originally Posted by The Crow
I needed a late shower, OH was on late shift. I noticed a large daddy-longleg spider thing right above the shower. Not afraid of them, but didn't want her (she's named Sue - she lives in the ensuite) to fall on my naked body or be massaged into my hair. I didn't realise OH was standing in the doorway - so there I was merrily talking to Sue 'DO NOT clean your legs, keep ALL legs attached to the ceiling - stay where you are - DO NOT attempt a leap of faith'. He didn't see the spider.. I then told him I was worried about Sue going down the drain... he still wasn't convinced I was sane...
R
BTW Sue is fine - there were a few dangling by one leg instances and a very wet floor from me leaping out of the shower now and again...
I then told him I was worried about Sue going down the drain... he still wasn't convinced I was sane... R
BTW Sue is fine - there were a few dangling by one leg instances and a very wet floor from me leaping out of the shower now and again...
Aug 1st 2006, 3:15 am
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Re: OH thinks I'm going mad.....
My husband came in the other day and caught me with a big can or 'Raid' wasp killer.
Standing on the bed wearing just a pair of knickers, I was snarling 'Im going to kill you you fat bastard!'
And I was randomly spraying Raid over the bedroom and narrowly missed hubbys face.
He just burst out laughing and went into the other room.
Standing on the bed wearing just a pair of knickers, I was snarling 'Im going to kill you you fat bastard!'
And I was randomly spraying Raid over the bedroom and narrowly missed hubbys face.
He just burst out laughing and went into the other room.
Aug 1st 2006, 3:21 am
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Re: OH thinks I'm going mad.....
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
My husband came in the other day and caught me with a big can or 'Raid' wasp killer.
Standing on the bed wearing just a pair of knickers, I was snarling 'Im going to kill you you fat bastard!'
And I was randomly spraying Raid over the bedroom and narrowly missed hubbys face.
He just burst out laughing and went into the other room.
Standing on the bed wearing just a pair of knickers, I was snarling 'Im going to kill you you fat bastard!'
And I was randomly spraying Raid over the bedroom and narrowly missed hubbys face.
He just burst out laughing and went into the other room.
<giggling out loud>
I do the same but have to do it secretly as hubby disapproves of chemicals.
My son has been known to burst into tears if I kill wildlife. I've trained him so well you see. So when he caught me recently leaping up and down on a cockroach yelling' die you bastard die' I got in a lot of trouble!!
