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Re: Oh the shame!
Originally Posted by seanandmaria
(Post 8475373)
:rofl:
Why 66 Cream eggs ? |
Re: Oh the shame!
Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
(Post 8475394)
They're not actually for me. I put them all spread out on the parcel shelf of my car and drive slowly in front of fat kids. Once I've realised they are following me I speed up a little more for a few hundred metres then speed off. Just doing my bit for the community
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Re: Oh the shame!
Originally Posted by rosscov1970
(Post 8475378)
Good lad. But I'm guessing what we save on the chocolate will be spent tenfold on dental treatment.:eek:
Really, true fact. Starch gets trapped in the teeth and rots. JTL |
Re: Oh the shame!
Another strange fact; a kilo of bullshit weighs more than a kilo of human shit. Get the scales out and try it!
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Re: Oh the shame!
Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
(Post 8478194)
Another strange fact; a kilo of bullshit weighs more than a kilo of human shit. Get the scales out and try it!
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Re: Oh the shame!
Originally Posted by rosscov1970
(Post 8478212)
And a kilo of Turkey Twizzlers and a kilo of potatoes, weigh the same. Fact.
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Re: Oh the shame!
Originally Posted by moneypenny20
(Post 8478227)
Does the amount of vomit after eating that lot weigh the same as well?
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Re: Oh the shame!
Originally Posted by rosscov1970
(Post 8478240)
Don't be ridiculous. The consumption of both delicacies would result in 2 kilos of vomit plus a few grammes extra for those unexplained diced carrots.:blink:
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Re: Oh the shame!
Originally Posted by louise
(Post 8476218)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
That really did make me laugh out loud!!! Thank you, I really needed that:thumbsup: Me too thanks the mental image I have now will make me chuckle for the rest of the day!:thumbsup: Pauline |
Re: Oh the shame!
Originally Posted by rosscov1970
(Post 8477981)
My purchase was also of an altruistic nature. The tiny pieces of discarded foil wrapping will be carefully stitched together to make thermal capes for the thousands of turkey chicks entering this year's London Marathon. These orphans are running to raise money for the millions of other chicks whose parents were cruelly taken by the despot Bernard Matthews in the genocide that has come to be known as the Golden Drummers' massacre. Please give generously.:(
Pauline |
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