Oh no! Worse than swine flu's arrival in Australia - Jim Davidson, 6 July
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Yes, fresh from Dubai (and presumably some blistering property investment failures, what with propetry prices there collapsing 40%), the expat 80s throwback racist comedian who isn't troubled too often by booking agents on Sky, ITV or BBC, Jim Davidson, arrives soon and appears for one night only at the Crown Casino: http://www.crowncasino.com/Content.aspx?topicID=1206
Relive those fond memories of watching the ever-popular "Up The Elephant And Round The Castle" and, errr, "Home James" sitcoms...Pretend it's 1986 and make jokes about the looney left...Remember when the UK had a manfacturing industry, 3.5 channels, 2 parties and terrible food...yes, all these reminsiscenses and more can be yours if you buy tickets and if his act turns out to be half as bad as it could be...roll up!
Relive those fond memories of watching the ever-popular "Up The Elephant And Round The Castle" and, errr, "Home James" sitcoms...Pretend it's 1986 and make jokes about the looney left...Remember when the UK had a manfacturing industry, 3.5 channels, 2 parties and terrible food...yes, all these reminsiscenses and more can be yours if you buy tickets and if his act turns out to be half as bad as it could be...roll up!
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Oh that is awful, but there are worse things than Jim, take Celine Dion for instance or even Cliff Richard.
Now I am going to vomit ever so slightly in my mouth at the mention of Cliff Richard and Celine Dion.
Now I am going to vomit ever so slightly in my mouth at the mention of Cliff Richard and Celine Dion.
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yes, I can't stand the guy either. However one of the great comedy lines did come out of his mouth once in my opinion.
"I was getting the kids dinner ready last night, beans on toast! We used to give them Alphabet Spaghetti, but we had to stop coz I found BSE in it"
"I was getting the kids dinner ready last night, beans on toast! We used to give them Alphabet Spaghetti, but we had to stop coz I found BSE in it"
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Yes, fresh from Dubai (and presumably some blistering property investment failures, what with propetry prices there collapsing 40%), the expat 80s throwback racist comedian who isn't troubled too often by booking agents on Sky, ITV or BBC, Jim Davidson, arrives soon and appears for one night only at the Crown Casino: http://www.crowncasino.com/Content.aspx?topicID=1206
Relive those fond memories of watching the ever-popular "Up The Elephant And Round The Castle" and, errr, "Home James" sitcoms...Pretend it's 1986 and make jokes about the looney left...Remember when the UK had a manfacturing industry, 3.5 channels, 2 parties and terrible food...yes, all these reminsiscenses and more can be yours if you buy tickets and if his act turns out to be half as bad as it could be...roll up!
Relive those fond memories of watching the ever-popular "Up The Elephant And Round The Castle" and, errr, "Home James" sitcoms...Pretend it's 1986 and make jokes about the looney left...Remember when the UK had a manfacturing industry, 3.5 channels, 2 parties and terrible food...yes, all these reminsiscenses and more can be yours if you buy tickets and if his act turns out to be half as bad as it could be...roll up!
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I once watched a Xmas panto with him in, I think it was Sinderalla...twas very funny. But that was years ago.
He's had his day I reckon.
He's had his day I reckon.
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Yes, fresh from Dubai (and presumably some blistering property investment failures, what with propetry prices there collapsing 40%), the expat 80s throwback racist comedian who isn't troubled too often by booking agents on Sky, ITV or BBC, Jim Davidson, arrives soon and appears for one night only at the Crown Casino: http://www.crowncasino.com/Content.aspx?topicID=1206
Relive those fond memories of watching the ever-popular "Up The Elephant And Round The Castle" and, errr, "Home James" sitcoms...Pretend it's 1986 and make jokes about the looney left...Remember when the UK had a manfacturing industry, 3.5 channels, 2 parties and terrible food...yes, all these reminsiscenses and more can be yours if you buy tickets and if his act turns out to be half as bad as it could be...roll up!
Relive those fond memories of watching the ever-popular "Up The Elephant And Round The Castle" and, errr, "Home James" sitcoms...Pretend it's 1986 and make jokes about the looney left...Remember when the UK had a manfacturing industry, 3.5 channels, 2 parties and terrible food...yes, all these reminsiscenses and more can be yours if you buy tickets and if his act turns out to be half as bad as it could be...roll up!
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I once did a tv show with him and he seemed really ok in fact
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He did Hells Kitchen with Marco Pierre White and was a racist, sexist wanker on there too... How did he get a working visa to get into Oz and spew his old, tired and offensive bullshit here??
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I used to go out with a magician and we met him quite often in blackpool and butlins in pwllheli. he was a good laugh actually, bit moody sometimes and often joined us for drinks after shows. He was alright, not particularly racist or sexist, quite nice really.
Lots of show people drink too much, its part of the circuit, you spend a lot of times in clubs
Lots of show people drink too much, its part of the circuit, you spend a lot of times in clubs
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I'd rather enter a cat urine drinking contest than go to a Jim Davidson show
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