Originally Posted by True Blue Toffee

Where are his square pants?????

Di x

Originally Posted by Suni&Jay

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the
coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a
supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write
a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?" The woman replies,

"It's Keith, the dwarf."

Originally Posted by Suni&Jay

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger
sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when
she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me
that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood
there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front
door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:


Always keep your condoms in your car.

Originally Posted by Suni&Jay

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the
coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a
supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write
a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?" The woman replies,

"It's Keith, the dwarf."

Originally Posted by grahampaula

I have seen this one before, but it still makes me laugh. Thanks.

Originally Posted by Tiggs+Graz

have you been bored today by any chance?!!!
Tiggs