commonwealth

Well I get smiles and looks from the opposite sex. I think I should wear a bandanna with "I'M A HOMO" written all over.

paulry

C'mon, where's your sense of adventure?

Dorothy

I think you're mistaken. Penny is very much my type.

commonwealth

Ummm yeah I can make their hair or help with fashionable choices. LoL

paulry

You're a man after their hearts

commonwealth

Umm I break their hearts by pretending I have an overseas girlfriend.

paulry

Do you have a photograph of her?

commonwealth

No. But she's "Asian and waiting for a visa" kind of story.

BadgeIsBack

Commonwealth.

My wife and I watched that French 'homo' movie last night.
I fell asleep during the slow nightclub scene - decided to go to bed - then got woken by the girls going at it....

What's wrong with me - falling asleep during a lesbian movie....

paulry

Maybe the bandanna will be easier. Or at the start, blow your very best gay kiss towards them

...And then offer to do their hair

commonwealth

The visa story is a convenient lie. "Damn slow immigration" is a good excuse for her absence LoL.

commonwealth

You're a straight woman. Go marry a man instead of pretending you have a "wife".

paulry

That's good, you get to have a free winge too!

BadgeIsBack

I'll take that as a compliment - presumably I am in touch with my feminine side : just as well then I have a 'masculine' cv.

Something for everyone. .....

moneypenny20

I wouldn't go that far.