Ode to a MOD
Nov 15th 2007, 2:42 pm
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Re: Ode to a MOD
Gedge Gedge he had a hedge
he kept it nice and pretty
thats why i write this ditty
errr.. im stuck again..
he kept it nice and pretty
thats why i write this ditty
errr.. im stuck again..
Nov 15th 2007, 2:45 pm
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Nov 15th 2007, 2:49 pm
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Nov 15th 2007, 2:53 pm
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Re: Ode to a MOD
staying with the hedge theme..
There Once was a Man called Gedge
Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge
Along came his wife
With a big Carving Knife
And cut off his meat and two veg
TAAADAAAA !
There Once was a Man called Gedge
Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge
Along came his wife
With a big Carving Knife
And cut off his meat and two veg
TAAADAAAA !
Nov 15th 2007, 2:54 pm
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Re: Ode to a MOD
I can't. I've just had acupuncture in my shoulder. It prevents me making up poems 
Nov 15th 2007, 2:55 pm
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Re: Ode to a MOD
There was a fella called Soapy
Who looked and acted all dopey
He was bald on the head
He lived in a shed
And was always eating a bogey
Who looked and acted all dopey
He was bald on the head
He lived in a shed
And was always eating a bogey
Nov 15th 2007, 2:56 pm
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Nov 15th 2007, 3:01 pm
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Re: Ode to a MOD
lol:
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am
I don't live off lager, peanuts and Spam
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions
I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown
and I know how to put the damned lavvy seat down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt
my belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut
and I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch
or yell like Tarzan when my head-board gets a notch
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind
I'm a woman you see -- I'm just not that kind!
I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack
And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome
Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side
I'm a woman, you know -- I've got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two boobs and squat when I pee
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal
I won't tell you my wife just does not understand
stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band
or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I'm glad I'm a woman, a woman you see
you can forget all about that old willy envy
I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks
join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick
I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful it's true
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am
I don't live off lager, peanuts and Spam
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions
I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown
and I know how to put the damned lavvy seat down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt
my belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut
and I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch
or yell like Tarzan when my head-board gets a notch
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind
I'm a woman you see -- I'm just not that kind!
I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack
And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome
Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side
I'm a woman, you know -- I've got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two boobs and squat when I pee
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal
I won't tell you my wife just does not understand
stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band
or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I'm glad I'm a woman, a woman you see
you can forget all about that old willy envy
I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks
join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick
I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful it's true
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!
