Not for Children
Dec 24th 2012, 9:56 am
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Not for Children
My, how parenting has changed since my day... I begin to feel quite old...
How was I to know that you shouldn't sing beer drinking songs to babies...
I only got as far as the fourth verse of on ilkley moor bar tat before I was told to stoppit....
Heaven knows what Kevin would think if she knew I was reading lil'Ian 50 shades of grey ...
IMHO a child need exposure a wide range of interesting subjects
It's all bloody Lamaze caterpillars and Winnie the ****ing pooh in their house.
How was I to know that you shouldn't sing beer drinking songs to babies...
I only got as far as the fourth verse of on ilkley moor bar tat before I was told to stoppit....
Heaven knows what Kevin would think if she knew I was reading lil'Ian 50 shades of grey ...
IMHO a child need exposure a wide range of interesting subjects
It's all bloody Lamaze caterpillars and Winnie the ****ing pooh in their house.
Dec 24th 2012, 10:19 am
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Re: Not for Children
My, how parenting has changed since my day... I begin to feel quite old...
How was I to know that you shouldn't sing beer drinking songs to babies...
I only got as far as the fourth verse of on ilkley moor bar tat before I was told to stoppit....
Heaven knows what Kevin would think if she knew I was reading lil'Ian 50 shades of grey ...
IMHO a child need exposure a wide range of interesting subjects
It's all bloody Lamaze caterpillars and Winnie the ****ing pooh in their house.
How was I to know that you shouldn't sing beer drinking songs to babies...
I only got as far as the fourth verse of on ilkley moor bar tat before I was told to stoppit....
Heaven knows what Kevin would think if she knew I was reading lil'Ian 50 shades of grey ...
IMHO a child need exposure a wide range of interesting subjects
It's all bloody Lamaze caterpillars and Winnie the ****ing pooh in their house.
Dec 24th 2012, 5:23 pm
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Re: Not for Children
My brother for no good reason that he or I could think of used to sing Rolf Harris song "sun arise early in the morning spreading all the shite all around......" OK he may have changed the lyrics a bit but YoungSOB as a babe in arms loved it!
Dec 24th 2012, 7:15 pm
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Re: Not for Children
My little Haribo likes 'Little Boxes' 
