NEWS OF THE WORLD - B.E. EDITION...
 

OK....

Lets all post tales of scandal, sleaze, gossip such shinnanigans!!!

The only rules are you have to have either been there and seen it or heard it from someone else who was......

No names or clues to who the subject is and no Hello like tales of celebrity - unless you actually know them..


THIS IS FOR A BIT OF FUN SO DONT READ ON IF YOU ARENT THAT WAY INCLINED!!!!


Let the tale telling begin....:D

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A friend of mine was going through a particularly spiteful divorce but was still living in the house with her soon to be ex husband..

Anyway, we all rock into town on the Saturday night that Wales had played France at Rugby. She hooks up with one of their hunky forwards and heads back to his hotel.....

The next morning she returns home and just to wind up the ex, puts the business card of said player by the kettle, knowing it will be the first place ex goes on rising from slumber...

What she forgot to do was write the number down and hubby ate the card for Breckie!!! She was gutted as he had asked her to meet up again and go for dinner!!!:D:D Silly C:rofl:w!!
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Blimey a prop forward, I'm amazed she could walk !

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Hey, you dont know here... she had PLENTY of experience!!:D

In fact I think she said at the time how frustrating it was when he threw the towel in after round 3!!!:eek:

No amount of teasing could get the little french snake to rear its head again!!!:lol: I think she changed him from a Flanker to....

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Blimey Cardiff City should use her, and maybe some of her freinds, to get to the Pompey players. :thumbup: Nows the right time

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No need mate!!!!

They all get f:rofl::rofl::rofl:ed by Taffys tonight!!!

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I had a "dalliance" with one of the Broncos reserves many moons ago (didn't even know who Broncos were when I met them all out at the Paddo Tavern). When I went back to his place I met his flat mate, a certain very big black guy who has recently made a comeback after a 2 year recreational drug use ban.

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Well did he offer to share any!!!!

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I'm offering my services as page 5 Girl.... if it were the Sun I would be a page three girl... But Nudes of the World always had a Page 5 girl...


can you cope with that?

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Errr maybe ! :unsure: :thumbsup:

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Its not news, but in the 1980's I used to smoke dope with a Labour MP and a Lib Dem MP (We were students at the time...)

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These dont have to involve famous people mind!!!



Just general juicy stories!!!


A girl started to work for me back in Blighty. She was known as a mouthy cow ( which was actually why I employed her initially!). Anyway shed been there about a week with the other 5 girls ( all strangers) when she piped up " whats your biggest secret?" " Mine is I have had a foursome with some members of Hollyoaks!!!:eek::eek:"

Stunned silence from the girls... so she then says " well it wasnt my fault, I was on cocaine at the time!!!!!"

At this point my supervisor says " love, we dont know you, stop digging eh!!" So she replys " OK, but dont tell my other half because it was only last year, we had just split for a while and he has no idea!!":eek::eek:

I couldnt believe she told a bunch of strangers her innermost secret!!!