Is that Newmans Own - or are you just pleased to see me?
Nov 19th 2008, 10:02 pm
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Is that Newmans Own - or are you just pleased to see me?
A man caught near Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday. Police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed. Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/...770627447.html
Nov 19th 2008, 10:08 pm
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Re: Is that Newmans Own - or are you just pleased to see me?
A man caught near Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday. Police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed. Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/...770627447.html
Nov 19th 2008, 10:13 pm
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Re: Is that Newmans Own - or are you just pleased to see me?
Nobby's beach..... 
Nov 19th 2008, 10:32 pm
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Re: Is that Newmans Own - or are you just pleased to see me?
It was a 750ml jar if that helps
Nov 20th 2008, 12:12 am
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I am laughing so much at that article that the dogs are getting worried PMSL!! (nearly )Thank-you so much for sharing this wonderous piece of life changing news-reporting Hutch *wipes the tears away*
What did it for me was the overall sheer normalness or the article..... then came the amusement that they've published the poor guys address
But this was the totally unexpected bit that actually made me 'lol!' for real
"A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier"
It's all in the timing.......Classic!
Jan (needs the loo now
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Nov 20th 2008, 9:26 am
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Re: Is that Newmans Own - or are you just pleased to see me?
I am laughing so much at that article that the dogs are getting worried PMSL!! (nearly )Thank-you so much for sharing this wonderous piece of life changing news-reporting Hutch *wipes the tears away*
What did it for me was the overall sheer normalness or the article..... then came the amusement that they've published the poor guys address
But this was the totally unexpected bit that actually made me 'lol!' for real
"A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier"
It's all in the timing.......Classic!
Jan (needs the loo now
)'They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".'
Nov 20th 2008, 10:07 am
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Re: Is that Newmans Own - or are you just pleased to see me?
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
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Nov 20th 2008, 10:11 am
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Nov 20th 2008, 10:27 am
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Re: Is that Newmans Own - or are you just pleased to see me?
I'd like to know when the dog was going to get in on the action.I know those Jack Russell's love digging and going down burrows.
Or maybe he was going to use it to mop up the pasta sauce.
Or maybe he was going to use it to mop up the pasta sauce.
Nov 20th 2008, 10:30 am
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Nov 20th 2008, 10:42 am
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I don't think I have laughed so much for ages!!!!!!
Thank you
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Thank you
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Nov 20th 2008, 6:21 pm
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Re: Is that Newmans Own - or are you just pleased to see me?
This even got a mention in my favourite (very rude) US gossip blog:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/29364
http://www.dlisted.com/node/29364
