Newbie!!!
Mar 15th 2006, 3:26 am
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Re: Newbie!!!
Originally Posted by WendyC
Wow, are we are related. That's one of my long lost relatives. I know cos it said so in the e-mail 
Mar 15th 2006, 3:26 am
#32
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Re: Newbie!!!
Originally Posted by furkew
Well, as it turns out, I received an email from an african solicitor who had a client who was 17 times removed the second brother of the queens assistant cook in umbigumbiland, and they have an unclaimed inheritance of about 3 zillion. All i need to do is send my bank details and send over a small amount for admin costs, and I will be a zillionaire in no time.
So I thought if I invest your million, I would keep one and a half a zillion, and everybody else on BE can have 1 million and you can have whats left (I think about 137 million)
how does that sound
So I thought if I invest your million, I would keep one and a half a zillion, and everybody else on BE can have 1 million and you can have whats left (I think about 137 million)
how does that sound
Mar 15th 2006, 3:27 am
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Re: Newbie!!!
Originally Posted by Clippies
pmsl, you get all the ropey emails don't you
Mar 15th 2006, 3:28 am
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Re: Newbie!!!
Originally Posted by furkew
Well, as it turns out, I received an email from an african solicitor who had a client who was 17 times removed the second brother of the queens assistant cook in umbigumbiland, and they have an unclaimed inheritance of about 3 zillion. All i need to do is send my bank details and send over a small amount for admin costs, and I will be a zillionaire in no time.
So I thought if I invest your million, I would keep one and a half a zillion, and everybody else on BE can have 1 million and you can have whats left (I think about 137 million)
how does that sound
So I thought if I invest your million, I would keep one and a half a zillion, and everybody else on BE can have 1 million and you can have whats left (I think about 137 million)
how does that sound
can i have 2 million if i sleep with you
Mar 15th 2006, 3:31 am
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Re: Newbie!!!
Originally Posted by Clippies
Right I'm in, I've got about £4 in my piggy bank so that should reap me a right juicy return 
because I will be investin Suni's 1 mil, everybody on BE will get 1 mil when I inherit from Wendys long lost cousin.
does that make us family Wendy, if I claim to be family for the inheritence ?
Mar 15th 2006, 3:31 am
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Re: Newbie!!!
Originally Posted by Margaret2
can i have 2 million if i sleep with you
Can we haggle about the price
G
Mar 15th 2006, 3:33 am
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Re: Newbie!!!
Originally Posted by WendyC
I'm so famous it's untrue. That's why I'm so rich, cos I send off my money like they say and I get LOADS back
The only one that i'm still waiting for is the money from Bill Gates.
I think that he must have been a bit busy the last 17 months. I think i'll send him another email just to remind him.
Mar 15th 2006, 3:33 am
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Re: Newbie!!!
Originally Posted by Grayling
Well you've established the principle.
Can we haggle about the price
G
Can we haggle about the price
G
errrrrrrrrrr ok then, haggle
Mar 15th 2006, 3:34 am
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Re: Newbie!!!
Originally Posted by Margaret2
can i have 2 million if i sleep with you
are you worth it ?
and will you take an IOU until the money arrives.
Mar 15th 2006, 3:35 am
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Re: Newbie!!!
Originally Posted by furkew
are you worth it ?
and will you take an IOU until the money arrives.
and will you take an IOU until the money arrives.
Of course i'm ****ing worth it, but no iou's , but you can put down a deposit
Mar 15th 2006, 3:36 am
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Re: Newbie!!!
Originally Posted by furkew
but you won't need to invest.
because I will be investin Suni's 1 mil, everybody on BE will get 1 mil when I inherit from Wendys long lost cousin.
does that make us family Wendy, if I claim to be family for the inheritence ?
because I will be investin Suni's 1 mil, everybody on BE will get 1 mil when I inherit from Wendys long lost cousin.
does that make us family Wendy, if I claim to be family for the inheritence ?
Mar 15th 2006, 3:37 am
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Re: Newbie!!!
Originally Posted by furkew
are you worth it ?
and will you take an IOU until the money arrives.
and will you take an IOU until the money arrives.
Mar 15th 2006, 3:38 am
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Re: Newbie!!!
Originally Posted by WendyC
I take IOU's
Mar 15th 2006, 3:38 am
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Re: Newbie!!!
Originally Posted by WendyC
I take IOU's
Mar 15th 2006, 3:41 am
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Re: Newbie!!!
Originally Posted by Margaret2
Of course i'm ****ing worth it, but no iou's , but you can put down a deposit
