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Apr 30th 2010, 5:52 am

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DunRoaminTheUK

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Re: Need "personal" advice

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts

Nipples are a fine example

.....but predictable, don't you think?

When you hear the words "Oh my god, that felt so hot" from the person in front of you, you know you've touched on something worthwhile....

Disclaimer: I was forced to type this. Please don't ban me.

Apr 30th 2010, 5:53 am

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Re: Need "personal" advice

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Originally Posted by TiddlyPom

Ugh! I can't eat wheat so pastry is pretty much off the menu... I had a gluten free pie the other week. Gross.

This is food porn right?

In a way, yes it is. Purge yourself!

Apr 30th 2010, 6:01 am

#288

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Re: Need "personal" advice

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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK

I'm going to get banned soon?

Aren't we all?!

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottishcelts

Champagne is just good in general

Tis extra specially good when partaking in a 'naked' evening

Absolutely.

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottishcelts

Nipples are a fine example

Yes, sensitive nipples.

You'd like these:

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottishcelts

Tis not good after a bowl of Sugar Puffs either, but apart from that - some good primal sex is to be had from a golden shower.

Sugar Puffs? Really? How very odd.

Apr 30th 2010, 6:01 am

#289

TiddlyPom

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Re: Need "personal" advice

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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK

.....but predictable, don't you think?

When you hear the words "Oh my god, that felt so hot" from the person in front of you...

Or behind you...

Apr 30th 2010, 6:15 am

#290

DunRoaminTheUK

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Re: Need "personal" advice

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Originally Posted by TiddlyPom

Or behind you...

So, you're a strap-on kind of girl are you? *wince*

Apr 30th 2010, 6:17 am

#291

TiddlyPom

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Re: Need "personal" advice

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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK

So, you're a strap-on kind of girl are you? *wince*

Try anything once.

Apr 30th 2010, 6:17 am

#292

DunRoaminTheUK

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Re: Need "personal" advice

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Originally Posted by TiddlyPom

Try anything once.

I actually believe you.....Anal fissures may actually seal that deal for you too?

Apr 30th 2010, 6:21 am

#293

TiddlyPom

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Re: Need "personal" advice

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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK

I actually believe you.....Anal fissures may actually seal that deal for you too?

Oooh no, you gotta lube up.

That whole strap on thing is better with girl on girl...

Apr 30th 2010, 6:22 am

#294

DunRoaminTheUK

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Re: Need "personal" advice

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Originally Posted by TiddlyPom

Oooh no, you gotta lube up.

That whole strap on thing is better with girl on girl...

I'm not going to take your word for it...Can I watch?

Apr 30th 2010, 6:27 am

#295

TiddlyPom

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Re: Need "personal" advice

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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK

I'm not going to take your word for it...Can I watch?

I'll pencil you in...

Apr 30th 2010, 6:31 am

#296

DunRoaminTheUK

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Re: Need "personal" advice

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Originally Posted by TiddlyPom

I'll pencil you in...

Sounds sexual...yet painful.....

Apr 30th 2010, 7:07 am

#297

TiddlyPom

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Re: Need "personal" advice

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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK

Sounds sexual...yet painful.....

Pain can be a good thing...

Apr 30th 2010, 7:10 am

#298

Officer Dibble

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Re: Need "personal" advice

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Originally Posted by TiddlyPom

Pain can be a good thing...

I think Im going to be sick.

Apr 30th 2010, 7:11 am

#299

TiddlyPom

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Re: Need "personal" advice

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Originally Posted by Officer Dibble

I think Im going to be sick.

It's the Fray Bentos, mate. It can do that to you.

Apr 30th 2010, 7:14 am

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Re: Need "personal" advice

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom

Aren't we all?!

Absolutely.

Yes, sensitive nipples.

You'd like these:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XE6v0vF1Ny...te-nipples.jpg

Sugar Puffs? Really? How very odd.

Love the chocs

Sugar Puffs - make your pee smell all Sugar Puffy

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