worzel

I wonder if anyone on here can help me find someone. She is in her 30's about 5' 8" with long blonde hair and has long legs and an hour glass figure. She lives in the Perth area, puts out on a first date.

northernbird

I was going to suggest it sounds like your missus until I read the 'in her 30's bit)

PS Sorry Sam

thpinkpussycat

Is this her

thpinkpussycat

Thats okay - i am feeling old and fat at the mo

northernbird

chin up, I feel the same but can't seem to do anything about it.

worzel

I think I am in love

PS It was a lampoon of a number of "looking for" threads on here recently with only the tiniest bit of information. And if you are pimping Tracey for me I don't need to look anyway

Can you tell it is Friday and I am in the mood for a big night out

worzel

You're not old

gedge

piffle and twaddle, positive thinking for you my dear that's the ticket

gedge

big night out in the dog house?

northernbird

If only it was that simple Gedge love. I am a positive person but faced with climbing Mount Everest with no equipment I am set to fail at the first checkpoint.

gedge

i'll give you a leg up, promise not to peek

thpinkpussycat

Dont wake me

worzel

We don't have a kennel but if I get home at 3am again I might just climb on the boat and get my head down there next to the cat from over the road that seems to have moved in.

Streaks

you called?
S xx

worzel

Contrary woman. You told me off last time because I didn't send you a text every hour to tell you I was okay.