The naked chef
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Joined: Sep 2005
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Re: The naked chef
So I spend ALL morning slaving over a hot stobe making lasagnes for visitors (and one for kevin to take to her new home if she wants it)
HE comes in and complains that I've been cuddling the cat and for health and safety reasons I should change my T shirt coz I'm covered in cat hair... FFS these visitors have their own animals... Whats the fuss....?????
So I strip off and become The Naked Chef....
Whcih was fine til Gorgeous comes home with his mates....
Honestly I ask you whats the difference between bra and knickers and bikini?
Why the fuss? Why the trauma???? Why the screams....????
HE comes in and complains that I've been cuddling the cat and for health and safety reasons I should change my T shirt coz I'm covered in cat hair... FFS these visitors have their own animals... Whats the fuss....?????
So I strip off and become The Naked Chef....
Whcih was fine til Gorgeous comes home with his mates....
Honestly I ask you whats the difference between bra and knickers and bikini?
Why the fuss? Why the trauma???? Why the screams....????
Although your dog nearly hoovered the lot up.