My missus has just
#2
Account Closed
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 8,635
![sassycat is an unknown quantity at this point](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_balance.gif)
![Default](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by stuckinblighty
farted
I never realised women fart![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
I never realised women fart
![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
Yeah we do
and not just when you take the meat out of the oven :scared:
![sassycat is offline](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif)
#3
![Default](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by sassycat
Yeah we do
and not just when you take the meat out of the oven :scared:
and not just when you take the meat out of the oven :scared:
![thewoodz is offline](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif)
#4
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 3,376
![FluffyTheCampfireSlayer is an unknown quantity at this point](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_balance.gif)
![Default](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by sassycat
Yeah we do
and not just when you take the meat out of the oven :scared:
and not just when you take the meat out of the oven :scared:
![FluffyTheCampfireSlayer is offline](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif)
#5
Account Closed
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
![](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/ranks/star.gif)
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 8,635
![sassycat is an unknown quantity at this point](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_balance.gif)
![Default](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by FluffyTheCampfireSlayer
Ya minger!!! :scared:
![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
![sassycat is offline](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif)
#6
![Default](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
At the moment the wife is on Zyban to help her stop smoking, and I can tell you one thing is for sure.
Women do definitely FART
and FART
and FART
and FART
cmon love, please have a fag
and stop takin them bloody pills
Women do definitely FART
and FART
and FART
and FART
cmon love, please have a fag
![Sad](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sad.gif)
![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
![furkew is offline](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif)
#7
![Default](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by sassycat
Yeah we do
and not just when you take the meat out of the oven :scared:
and not just when you take the meat out of the oven :scared:
![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
![StellaDave is offline](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif)
#8
![Default](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by stuckinblighty
farted
I never realised women fart![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
I never realised women fart
![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
![Roll Eyes](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
![The O'Neills is offline](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif)
#9
![Default](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by sassycat
Yeah we do
and not just when you take the meat out of the oven :scared:
and not just when you take the meat out of the oven :scared:
*shakes head with non amazement*
![stuckinblighty is offline](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif)
#10
![Default](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by The O'Neills
Bloody ell stuck what d'ya think we do??? excrete it through osmosis!!!??? ![Roll Eyes](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
![Roll Eyes](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
![Embarrassment](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif)
![stuckinblighty is offline](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif)
#11
![Default](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by stuckinblighty
i'm very inexperienced in the ways of a woman ![Embarrassment](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif)
![Embarrassment](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif)
![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
![furkew is offline](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif)
#12
![Default](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by furkew
experienced or not, you will never understand them ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
lol
![stuckinblighty is offline](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif)
#14
![Default](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by curly
we dont fart we 'trump' ![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
whos got the biggest bestest whatever
![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
![thewoodz is offline](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif)
#15
![Default](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by stuckinblighty
i'm very inexperienced in the ways of a woman ![Embarrassment](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif)
![Embarrassment](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif)
![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
![The O'Neills is offline](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif)