My lost keys!
Apr 18th 2011, 9:50 am
#1
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My lost keys!
Got up for work this morning and as usual sat about till its time to go to work.
as i went to leave i noticed that i couldnt find my car keys.
I hunted for about 10 seconds (man search) then Pauline wondered what all the fuss was about. the kind of search that you make as much noise as possible so that someone can hear and come to the rescue.
we searched for about 10 mins then i was getting late for work. so i took the spare key and off to work i went.
come smoko time (morning tea for those of you in the uk) the young lad calls me on my phone to ask what i would like from the smoko shop.
I was busy so my boss answers saying that i wouldnt need anything because he had brought us both in some food. i was about to say its ok, i have a curry with me that i lifted from the fridge...............F...! pops into my head, then a second F...!
first one was that i had forgotten my curry and the other was for......
hold on let me explain.
Pauline keeps having ago at me for eating shite at work. She keeps telling me to make something up and take it to work.
I would do this, but i never ever remember and then it sits there till Pauline throws it out lol
about two weeks ago my eldest daughter came up with a fullproof idea.
a way to make sure i never forget to take food to work.
can you guess?
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Yip the second F...! was me remembering that i had left my car keys ontop of my food in the fridge!
as i went to leave i noticed that i couldnt find my car keys.
I hunted for about 10 seconds (man search) then Pauline wondered what all the fuss was about. the kind of search that you make as much noise as possible so that someone can hear and come to the rescue.
we searched for about 10 mins then i was getting late for work. so i took the spare key and off to work i went.
come smoko time (morning tea for those of you in the uk) the young lad calls me on my phone to ask what i would like from the smoko shop.
I was busy so my boss answers saying that i wouldnt need anything because he had brought us both in some food. i was about to say its ok, i have a curry with me that i lifted from the fridge...............F...! pops into my head, then a second F...!
first one was that i had forgotten my curry and the other was for......
hold on let me explain.
Pauline keeps having ago at me for eating shite at work. She keeps telling me to make something up and take it to work.
I would do this, but i never ever remember and then it sits there till Pauline throws it out lol
about two weeks ago my eldest daughter came up with a fullproof idea.
a way to make sure i never forget to take food to work.
can you guess?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Yip the second F...! was me remembering that i had left my car keys ontop of my food in the fridge!
Apr 18th 2011, 9:52 am
#2
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Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 65,493
Re: My lost keys!
Got up for work this morning and as usual sat about till its time to go to work.
as i went to leave i noticed that i couldnt find my car keys.
I hunted for about 10 seconds (man search) then Pauline wondered what all the fuss was about. the kind of search that you make as much noise as possible so that someone can hear and come to the rescue.
we searched for about 10 mins then i was getting late for work. so i took the spare key and off to work i went.
come smoko time (morning tea for those of you in the uk) the young lad calls me on my phone to ask what i would like from the smoko shop.
I was busy so my boss answers saying that i wouldnt need anything because he had brought us both in some food. i was about to say its ok, i have a curry with me that i lifted from the fridge...............F...! pops into my head, then a second F...!
first one was that i had forgotten my curry and the other was for......
hold on let me explain.
Pauline keeps having ago at me for eating shite at work. She keeps telling me to make something up and take it to work.
I would do this, but i never ever remember and then it sits there till Pauline throws it out lol
about two weeks ago my eldest daughter came up with a fullproof idea.
a way to make sure i never forget to take food to work.
can you guess?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Yip the second F...! was me remembering that i had left my car keys ontop of my food in the fridge!
as i went to leave i noticed that i couldnt find my car keys.
I hunted for about 10 seconds (man search) then Pauline wondered what all the fuss was about. the kind of search that you make as much noise as possible so that someone can hear and come to the rescue.
we searched for about 10 mins then i was getting late for work. so i took the spare key and off to work i went.
come smoko time (morning tea for those of you in the uk) the young lad calls me on my phone to ask what i would like from the smoko shop.
I was busy so my boss answers saying that i wouldnt need anything because he had brought us both in some food. i was about to say its ok, i have a curry with me that i lifted from the fridge...............F...! pops into my head, then a second F...!
first one was that i had forgotten my curry and the other was for......
hold on let me explain.
Pauline keeps having ago at me for eating shite at work. She keeps telling me to make something up and take it to work.
I would do this, but i never ever remember and then it sits there till Pauline throws it out lol
about two weeks ago my eldest daughter came up with a fullproof idea.
a way to make sure i never forget to take food to work.
can you guess?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Yip the second F...! was me remembering that i had left my car keys ontop of my food in the fridge!
Apr 18th 2011, 9:56 am
#3
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Joined: May 2004
Location: Umina, NSW
Posts: 2,453
Re: My lost keys!
i was pissing myself before i got to the end, my hubby has done exactly this too
Apr 18th 2011, 9:59 am
#4
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Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 18,840
Re: My lost keys!
Don't put them next to yer wallet,you'd be forever walking to work
Apr 18th 2011, 10:05 am
#5
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Joined: May 2004
Location: Umina, NSW
Posts: 2,453
Re: My lost keys!
Forgot to say, on learning this valuable lesson he now leaves a note attached to his key ring saying LUNCH.
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Apr 18th 2011, 10:10 am
#6
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Re: My lost keys!
Classic Soapy,I love it
Apr 18th 2011, 11:07 am
#13
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Re: My lost keys!
wee photo
Apr 18th 2011, 11:17 am
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Posts: 22,437
Re: My lost keys!
Got up for work this morning and as usual sat about till its time to go to work.
as i went to leave i noticed that i couldnt find my car keys.
I hunted for about 10 seconds (man search) then Pauline wondered what all the fuss was about. the kind of search that you make as much noise as possible so that someone can hear and come to the rescue.
we searched for about 10 mins then i was getting late for work. so i took the spare key and off to work i went.
come smoko time (morning tea for those of you in the uk) the young lad calls me on my phone to ask what i would like from the smoko shop.
I was busy so my boss answers saying that i wouldnt need anything because he had brought us both in some food. i was about to say its ok, i have a curry with me that i lifted from the fridge...............F...! pops into my head, then a second F...!
first one was that i had forgotten my curry and the other was for......
hold on let me explain.
Pauline keeps having ago at me for eating shite at work. She keeps telling me to make something up and take it to work.
I would do this, but i never ever remember and then it sits there till Pauline throws it out lol
about two weeks ago my eldest daughter came up with a fullproof idea.
a way to make sure i never forget to take food to work.
can you guess?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Yip the second F...! was me remembering that i had left my car keys ontop of my food in the fridge!
as i went to leave i noticed that i couldnt find my car keys.
I hunted for about 10 seconds (man search) then Pauline wondered what all the fuss was about. the kind of search that you make as much noise as possible so that someone can hear and come to the rescue.
we searched for about 10 mins then i was getting late for work. so i took the spare key and off to work i went.
come smoko time (morning tea for those of you in the uk) the young lad calls me on my phone to ask what i would like from the smoko shop.
I was busy so my boss answers saying that i wouldnt need anything because he had brought us both in some food. i was about to say its ok, i have a curry with me that i lifted from the fridge...............F...! pops into my head, then a second F...!
first one was that i had forgotten my curry and the other was for......
hold on let me explain.
Pauline keeps having ago at me for eating shite at work. She keeps telling me to make something up and take it to work.
I would do this, but i never ever remember and then it sits there till Pauline throws it out lol
about two weeks ago my eldest daughter came up with a fullproof idea.
a way to make sure i never forget to take food to work.
can you guess?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Yip the second F...! was me remembering that i had left my car keys ontop of my food in the fridge!
We have exactly the same problem in our house. I make up healthy food for hubby to take along to work - I look in the fridge later on the next morning and bingo, the food is still there, so he has to buy 'shite' at work.
I now get up with him and physically put the food container in his laptop bag.
Apr 18th 2011, 11:19 am
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Re: My lost keys!
We have exactly the same problem in our house. I make up healthy food for hubby to take along to work - I look in the fridge later on the next morning and bingo, the food is still there, so he has to buy 'shite' at work.
I now get up with him and physically put the food container in his laptop bag.
I now get up with him and physically put the food container in his laptop bag.
