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Jun 13th 2006, 10:52 pm
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more funnies...
the gov is doing a survey on uk penis sizes + have asked any 1 with a penis 3" or less to signify this by flying a white flag with a red cross on thier vehicle.
a farmer walks into his bedroom witha sheep under his arm and says "this is the pig i have to f*** when you're not up for sex" His wife says I think you'll find thats a sheep" He replies " I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep"
As part of the divorce settlement Heather McCartney has demanded a plane. Paul agreed and also sent a ladyshave for her other leg!!
a farmer walks into his bedroom witha sheep under his arm and says "this is the pig i have to f*** when you're not up for sex" His wife says I think you'll find thats a sheep" He replies " I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep"
As part of the divorce settlement Heather McCartney has demanded a plane. Paul agreed and also sent a ladyshave for her other leg!!
Jun 14th 2006, 2:57 am
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Re: more funnies...
Originally Posted by lollyno1
the gov is doing a survey on uk penis sizes + have asked any 1 with a penis 3" or less to signify this by flying a white flag with a red cross on thier vehicle.
a farmer walks into his bedroom witha sheep under his arm and says "this is the pig i have to f*** when you're not up for sex" His wife says I think you'll find thats a sheep" He replies " I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep"
As part of the divorce settlement Heather McCartney has demanded a plane. Paul agreed and also sent a ladyshave for her other leg!!
a farmer walks into his bedroom witha sheep under his arm and says "this is the pig i have to f*** when you're not up for sex" His wife says I think you'll find thats a sheep" He replies " I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep"
As part of the divorce settlement Heather McCartney has demanded a plane. Paul agreed and also sent a ladyshave for her other leg!!
f**kin funny but in awful taste
Jun 14th 2006, 3:32 am
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Re: more funnies...
Originally Posted by lollyno1
the gov is doing a survey on uk penis sizes + have asked any 1 with a penis 3" or less to signify this by flying a white flag with a red cross on thier vehicle.
a farmer walks into his bedroom witha sheep under his arm and says "this is the pig i have to f*** when you're not up for sex" His wife says I think you'll find thats a sheep" He replies " I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep"
As part of the divorce settlement Heather McCartney has demanded a plane. Paul agreed and also sent a ladyshave for her other leg!!
a farmer walks into his bedroom witha sheep under his arm and says "this is the pig i have to f*** when you're not up for sex" His wife says I think you'll find thats a sheep" He replies " I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep"
As part of the divorce settlement Heather McCartney has demanded a plane. Paul agreed and also sent a ladyshave for her other leg!!
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Jun 14th 2006, 5:59 am
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Re: more funnies...
Originally Posted by lollyno1
the gov is doing a survey on uk penis sizes + have asked any 1 with a penis 3" or less to signify this by flying a white flag with a red cross on thier vehicle.
a farmer walks into his bedroom witha sheep under his arm and says "this is the pig i have to f*** when you're not up for sex" His wife says I think you'll find thats a sheep" He replies " I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep"
As part of the divorce settlement Heather McCartney has demanded a plane. Paul agreed and also sent a ladyshave for her other leg!!
a farmer walks into his bedroom witha sheep under his arm and says "this is the pig i have to f*** when you're not up for sex" His wife says I think you'll find thats a sheep" He replies " I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep"
As part of the divorce settlement Heather McCartney has demanded a plane. Paul agreed and also sent a ladyshave for her other leg!!
Jun 20th 2006, 11:10 am
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Re: more funnies...
Originally Posted by lollyno1
the gov is doing a survey on uk penis sizes + have asked any 1 with a penis 3" or less to signify this by flying a white flag with a red cross on thier vehicle.
a farmer walks into his bedroom witha sheep under his arm and says "this is the pig i have to f*** when you're not up for sex" His wife says I think you'll find thats a sheep" He replies " I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep"
As part of the divorce settlement Heather McCartney has demanded a plane. Paul agreed and also sent a ladyshave for her other leg!!
a farmer walks into his bedroom witha sheep under his arm and says "this is the pig i have to f*** when you're not up for sex" His wife says I think you'll find thats a sheep" He replies " I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep"
As part of the divorce settlement Heather McCartney has demanded a plane. Paul agreed and also sent a ladyshave for her other leg!!
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We have been to the last five world cup finals together,but sadly she passed away." Explains the guy. "Thats terrible,but could'nt you get another member of the family,friend or someone else to come with you?" asks the man. "No..... they are all at the funeral!"
