Male and Female bits
Nov 3rd 2006, 11:26 pm
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Male and Female bits
Following some toilet conversation on another thread it got my sick brain working, if a root is a hump in oz what are the various terms used for male and female bits 
, you know like dong for blokes and elmore for women
, you know like dong for blokes and elmore for women
Nov 3rd 2006, 11:50 pm
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Re: Male and Female bits
Originally Posted by Clan Fortune
Following some toilet conversation on another thread it got my sick brain working, if a root is a hump in oz what are the various terms used for male and female bits , you know like dong for blokes and elmore for women
, you know like dong for blokes and elmore for women Elmore ???
Nov 3rd 2006, 11:52 pm
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Re: Male and Female bits
Originally Posted by elmtree
Elmore ???
Dong? How old are you Clan
Nov 3rd 2006, 11:59 pm
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Re: Male and Female bits
Originally Posted by elmtree
Elmore ???
isn't he a sesame street character?
Nov 4th 2006, 12:01 am
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Re: Male and Female bits
Originally Posted by moneypen20
ditto
Dong? How old are you Clan
Dong? How old are you Clan
Nov 4th 2006, 12:05 am
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Re: Male and Female bits
We used to foster kids a few years back, and as part of the training we did this exercise where the group of about 20 adults (all ages and cultures)
had to say what there bits were called, ie the accepted family name for them.
There are hundreds
So ... if you got a child staying with you, you would understand.
Jesus...........there are some strange names out there indeed !
Angela
had to say what there bits were called, ie the accepted family name for them.
There are hundreds
So ... if you got a child staying with you, you would understand.
Jesus...........there are some strange names out there indeed !
Angela
Nov 4th 2006, 12:07 am
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Re: Male and Female bits
tuppence, for the girlies, and tail for boys.
god, what am i reduced to, talking about names for male and female genitalia
god, what am i reduced to, talking about names for male and female genitalia
Nov 4th 2006, 12:08 am
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Re: Male and Female bits
Originally Posted by tiredwithtwins
tuppence, for the girlies, and tail for boys.
god, what am i reduced to, talking about names for male and female genitalia
god, what am i reduced to, talking about names for male and female genitalia
...I prefer love truncheon 
Nov 4th 2006, 12:09 am
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Re: Male and Female bits
Originally Posted by tiredwithtwins
tuppence, for the girlies, and tail for boys.
god, what am i reduced to, talking about names for male and female genitalia
god, what am i reduced to, talking about names for male and female genitalia
Nov 4th 2006, 12:10 am
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Re: Male and Female bits
Originally Posted by possoms
tail PMSL ...I prefer love truncheon
...I prefer love truncheon todger, willy - owt goes really! ... you know what my kids are like kay!!
Nov 4th 2006, 12:12 am
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Re: Male and Female bits
Originally Posted by tiredwithtwins
todger, willy - owt goes really! ... you know what my kids are like kay!!
Nov 4th 2006, 12:14 am
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Re: Male and Female bits
Originally Posted by possoms
ahh didnt know you were on about what the kids call em
rofl ... its all i know!!!
when mal comes near me i just screech ''GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!''
Nov 4th 2006, 12:19 am
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Re: Male and Female bits
Originally Posted by tiredwithtwins
rofl ... its all i know!!!
when mal comes near me i just screech ''GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!''
when mal comes near me i just screech ''GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!''
Nov 4th 2006, 12:19 am
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Re: Male and Female bits
Originally Posted by tiredwithtwins
rofl ... its all i know!!!
when mal comes near me i just screech ''GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!''
when mal comes near me i just screech ''GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!''
Nov 4th 2006, 12:20 am
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Re: Male and Female bits
Originally Posted by Clan Fortune
We are kind of getting away from the point I wanted to know if the bits were called something different in oz, like asking for a hand shake could get you arrested for sexual harassment or perving or something.
