Magic beer???
Feb 14th 2006, 8:47 pm
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Magic beer???
Magic Beer
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking
guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and
asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer," he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the
bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth
talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and
says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you."
He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies
around the building three times and comes back in the
window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out! the window,
flies around the building three times, and comes back
in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer,
so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what
I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out
the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in
her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know,
Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk.
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking
guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and
asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer," he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the
bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth
talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and
says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you."
He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies
around the building three times and comes back in the
window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out! the window,
flies around the building three times, and comes back
in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer,
so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what
I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out
the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in
her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know,
Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk.
Feb 14th 2006, 8:49 pm
#2
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Re: Magic beer???
Originally Posted by alan and sam
Magic Beer
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking
guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and
asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer," he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the
bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth
talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and
says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you."
He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies
around the building three times and comes back in the
window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out! the window,
flies around the building three times, and comes back
in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer,
so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what
I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out
the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in
her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know,
Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk.
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking
guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and
asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer," he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the
bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth
talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and
says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you."
He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies
around the building three times and comes back in the
window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out! the window,
flies around the building three times, and comes back
in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer,
so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what
I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out
the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in
her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know,
Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk.
PMSL
Feb 14th 2006, 9:04 pm
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Re: Magic beer???
Originally Posted by alan and sam
Magic Beer
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking
guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and
asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer," he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the
bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth
talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and
says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you."
He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies
around the building three times and comes back in the
window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out! the window,
flies around the building three times, and comes back
in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer,
so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what
I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out
the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in
her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know,
Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk.
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking
guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and
asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer," he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the
bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth
talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and
says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you."
He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies
around the building three times and comes back in the
window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out! the window,
flies around the building three times, and comes back
in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer,
so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what
I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out
the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in
her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know,
Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk.
Feb 14th 2006, 11:07 pm
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Re: Magic beer???
Rofl :d
Feb 14th 2006, 11:18 pm
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Re: Magic beer???
This is magic beer too..........
Feb 14th 2006, 11:20 pm
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Re: Magic beer???
Originally Posted by Bix
This is magic beer too..........
thats the sort of beer Alan would prefer
Feb 14th 2006, 11:23 pm
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Re: Magic beer???
Originally Posted by Bix
This is magic beer too..........
Shouldnt she have a cocktail in there instead to give it a good shake up?
