ozzieeagle

Unfortunately I dont know whether this is true or not... .can anyone confirm ?

Are they really 3 Holers ?

Any single blokes here acquired a taste for the local Medittereaneans ?

(Mods last night of my holiday just in case you wondered what was up)

Amazulu

From my single days - you would have to look very hard to finds girls more filthy than the British.

Dirty, slutty, Pommy - I likey.

Turban Explorer

Is it true that Saffers have notoriously small choppers?

Amazulu

yes - my mate has the smallest Harley Davidson you can buy

Grayling

Most of them are pretty big dicks though

ozzieeagle

Yes but the familiar is no challenge. I've heard stories of British "New Australians" being driven out of the Country by local Ethnic "New Australians" Because they've tampered with their Sisters. A Scottish bloke comes to mind after mucking around with a Croatian Girl.

Have to be careful around these "Maria's" Could find a whole troop of "family" out to hang you by your Testes.

Someone on these boards must have stuffed up in the past in a similar fashion.

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IvanM

Kiwi chicks are the filthiest by far.

ozzieeagle

Hmmm actually that seems to be true from what I've heard.

Easiest pick up line ever..... Knock on any door in NZ and say "Honey I'm home" Apparently confuses the crap out of erm.

Grayling

South African girls are pretty easy and 'adventurous'

That is if you don't mind waiting your turn and carry your own paper bag

ozzieeagle

If they are*Filthy* rich I'd wear it.

Grayling

They would be if they charged....most of them are 'enthusiastic amateurs'.


Probably making up for having to shag saffers with small dicks at home

Cheetah7

God what is it with you guys today, are you on your 'boy rag' or something?

Turban Explorer

All this testosterone machismo! It's because they're all latent homos

Grayling

We are bored with talking about how boring Perth is

ozzieeagle

I was hoping to read some tales of mishaps... shanigans...and cultural challenges between Brits/Aussies and our Ethnic neighbours.

How comes I only hear these stories from a Male perspective. Surely there must be some women reading this with an interesting tale ? After all it takes Two to Tango.