The loudest, most noisiest sex ever to be had...
Dec 26th 2007, 7:41 am
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Re: The loudest, most noisiest sex ever to be had...
I cant stand it, seriously I cannot stand it.
I have taken to wearing the thickest pj's in the whole world to stop temptation.
Mind you it was funny last night, Gordon the cat marched in between us, parked his fat ginger arse in the middle - who needs contraception when you have 7kgs of cat!
I have taken to wearing the thickest pj's in the whole world to stop temptation.
Mind you it was funny last night, Gordon the cat marched in between us, parked his fat ginger arse in the middle - who needs contraception when you have 7kgs of cat!
Obviously Gordon is a more puritanical type of cat.
Dec 26th 2007, 7:44 am
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Re: The loudest, most noisiest sex ever to be had...
Gordon normally sleeps in the front room but SIL is there, so its better he jumps over us than on her.
I might try and tempt him into submission - he has willpower though, by god he has willpower.
Dec 26th 2007, 7:44 am
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Dec 26th 2007, 7:49 am
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Last night he was so naughty, he kept walking all over Mr PP's face when he was trying to sleep.
Gordon normally sleeps in the front room but SIL is there, so its better he jumps over us than on her.
I might try and tempt him into submission - he has willpower though, by god he has willpower.
Gordon normally sleeps in the front room but SIL is there, so its better he jumps over us than on her.
I might try and tempt him into submission - he has willpower though, by god he has willpower.
Sally Claire - it's not as bad as it sounds, he didn't actually join in, just liked getting on top of us and purring - which was a bit off putting.
Dec 26th 2007, 7:50 am
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Re: The loudest, most noisiest sex ever to be had...
They love doing that don't they? Ours would sleep on top of your head too. We had to screw a protective sheet of plastic on the outside of the bedroom door as he took umbridge at being shut out!
Sally Claire - it's not as bad as it sounds, he didn't actually join in, just liked getting on top of us and purring - which was a bit off putting.
Sally Claire - it's not as bad as it sounds, he didn't actually join in, just liked getting on top of us and purring - which was a bit off putting.
Dec 26th 2007, 7:51 am
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They love doing that don't they? Ours would sleep on top of your head too. We had to screw a protective sheet of plastic on the outside of the bedroom door as he took umbridge at being shut out and would shred the door in desperation to get back in!
Sally Claire - it's not as bad as it sounds, he didn't actually join in, just liked getting on top of us and purring - which was a bit off putting.
Sally Claire - it's not as bad as it sounds, he didn't actually join in, just liked getting on top of us and purring - which was a bit off putting.
Whatever you say babe!
Dec 26th 2007, 7:53 am
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Dec 26th 2007, 7:56 am
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Dec 26th 2007, 8:36 am
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Re: The loudest, most noisiest sex ever to be had...
Quiet sex? Isn't that when you say, NO
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Dec 26th 2007, 8:38 am
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Dec 26th 2007, 8:55 am
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Dec 26th 2007, 8:58 am
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Dec 26th 2007, 9:00 am
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Re: The loudest, most noisiest sex ever to be had...
Have the neighbours been round to complain about the noise yet?
Dec 26th 2007, 9:18 am
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