Liverpool V Chelsea 25th Apr
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Re: Liverpool V Chelsea 25th Apr
'Dodgy match officials!!!' you are beginning to sound like 'the special one' Are'nt Chelsea the team that usually have 12 men on the pitch? Or is that Man Utd? Anyway, Liverpool will win fair and square using pure talent and a bucketful of hard work and gut's
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Re: Liverpool V Chelsea 25th Apr
I see the 'special one' has been moaning about match officials again on sky today!
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Re: Liverpool V Chelsea 25th Apr
C'mon the blues
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Re: Liverpool V Chelsea 25th Apr
Celery ... celery ...
C'mon the Chels!
C'mon the Chels!
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Re: Liverpool V Chelsea 25th Apr
I don't want to jinx it...
I'm keeping my fingers crossed for my namesake
That'll do it!!
I'm keeping my fingers crossed for my namesake
That'll do it!!
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Re: Liverpool V Chelsea 25th Apr
[QUOTE=scousercarol;4680183]'Dodgy match officials!!!'
I think even a diehard reds fan would have to admit that the ball never crossed the line and was a very dodgy decision.
I think even a diehard reds fan would have to admit that the ball never crossed the line and was a very dodgy decision.
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Re: Liverpool V Chelsea 25th Apr
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Yes, I will give you that one, but it would have been a penalty anyway and the keeper should have been sent off!!! So Chelsea escaped lightly under the circumstances Two years later, and the 'special one' is still whinging about that!
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Re: Liverpool V Chelsea 25th Apr
A Scouser decides to try horseback riding, despite having had no lessons or prior experience. Scouser mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the Scouser begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, Scouser grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. Scouser tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately for the Scouser, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. Her head is battered against the ground, mere moments away from unconsciousness when...
Stan the Walmart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately for the Scouser, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. Her head is battered against the ground, mere moments away from unconsciousness when...
Stan the Walmart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
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Re: Liverpool V Chelsea 25th Apr
A Scouser decides to try horseback riding, despite having had no lessons or prior experience. Scouser mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the Scouser begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, Scouser grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. Scouser tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately for the Scouser, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. Her head is battered against the ground, mere moments away from unconsciousness when...
Stan the Walmart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately for the Scouser, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. Her head is battered against the ground, mere moments away from unconsciousness when...
Stan the Walmart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
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Re: Liverpool V Chelsea 25th Apr
Ohhhhh! I get it now! I must be a bit thick Sorry tucs my level 2 diploma and my nursing degree have obviously not prepared me for totally unfunny jokes. But then again people from Liverpool are renowned for having a good sense of humour!
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Re: Liverpool V Chelsea 25th Apr
At least it wasn't another scouser stereotype - the thievin' one. Or the dole bludger one. Or the preference for shell suits stereotype. No rolling eyes smilie anymore, unfortunately