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Well because I'm STILL on dial up it's very hard to find anything. I usually give in after 10 minutes.

I do have a joke for you though

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.My blonde co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that
I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

Shortly thereafter the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb and he said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office.My blonde co-worker followed me and the Boss said to her, "Where do you think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"