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Life!
Life would be much better lived backwards!!
You'd start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then ......... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday and then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case. |
Re: Life!
Where do i sign up?:D
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Re: Life!
Wouldn't that be great, oh if only.....
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Re: Life!
Originally Posted by Paul&Nic
(Post 4984543)
Life would be much better lived backwards!!
You'd start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then ......... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday and then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case. |
Re: Life!
Originally Posted by Paul&Nic
(Post 4984543)
Life would be much better lived backwards!!
You'd start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then ......... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday and then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case. |
Re: Life!
Originally Posted by samnsam
(Post 4985353)
Yea but I dont think I'd like the going back in bit though :blink::eek:
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Re: Life!
Originally Posted by samnsam
(Post 4985353)
Yea but I dont think I'd like the going back in bit though :blink::eek:
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