ScuntoBris

Congratulations......... Make the most of it.

userjay

Nope!
Its true that women are from Venus!!
Coz only them nasty things could live in a climate like that

creamT

Oi! Well i never , fancy lambasting us girlies, since when did that come into convo! You bunch of Ozzie neanderthals!

Megalania

Carbon units infest earth. Only clean carbon dioxide on Venus.

Grayling

Well mars must be better 'cos that's where men are from.

Anyway Earth women are better looking than venus women

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creamT

Bugger! Didnt that get you going big time then? Shame !

Grayling

Neanderthal is some sort of compliment.

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Vegemite Kids

How do you know that - Have you ever been there ? or are you just going by what other people say and the pictures & news you've seen on the internet ?

What we need here is a proper Venuvian (is that the right word) to tell us like it really is.

Megalania

We'll be back. Carbon units good. Silicon units better.

Vegemite Kids

Sorry Megs, Have to disagree. Silicon is not better.

Carbon, is unique in that its bonding versatility allows it take on many forms: long side chains that make up fatty acids and cell membranes, ring structures that compose hormones and sugars, and even simple gaseous molecules like methane (CH4) or carbon dioxide (CO2). Can silicon compete? The short answer is probably not. Silicon simply doesn’t have the moves. While carbon is perfectly comfortable in a variety of different structures (rings, long chains, multi-ring chains, and double-bonded carbon catenations), silicon’s analogous structures are comparatively unstable and sometimes highly reactive. Additionally, such analogous silicon compounds may never occur in nature; the largest silicon molecule ever observed had only six silicon atoms. In contrast, some carbon-based molecules can have tens of thousands!

Megalania

Carbon Units inferior - narrow temperature range - complicated - vaporize at proper Venetian temperature. Venetian Silicon Units will reign supreme!

moneypenny20

According to that, people from Queensland aren't very good sailors. Whats the matter with them?

Larissa

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Megalania

What'sa matta you, hey! Ah Shaddap You Face.

When I was a boy, just about-a eighth-a grade,
mama used to say, don't-a stay out late,
with the bad-a boys, always shoot-a pool,
gonna flunk-a school.

Boy, it make-a me sick, all the things I gotta do.
can't-a getta no kicks, always gotta follow rules,
boy, it make-a me sick, just-a make a lousy bucks,
I gotta feel like a fool. (and mama used to say

What'sa matta you, hey,
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.

Soon-a come-a day, gonna be-a big-a star,
Gonna make a movies, buy a nice-a car,
but still-a be myself, I'm-a never change a thing,
always dance and sing. ('cause I remember mama used to say

What'sa matta you, hey,
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.

(talking section)
"Hello, everybody, that's out there in radio and television land.
Did you know I had a bit hit song in Italy with this: 'Shaddap You Face'?
I sing this song and all my fans applaud, they clap their hands, that make me feel so good.
You ought to learn this song, It's really simple -
I sing: 'Whatsa Matta You?" You sing: 'Hey!"
, you sing the rest and at the end, we can all sing 'Ah, shaddap You Face!'
Ok Let's try it, really big -
Uno, Duo, Tre, Quatro:"

What'sa matta you, hey,
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.

(repeat as many times as possible!!!)

Words & music: Joe Dolce,
Published by: Remix Music

Grayling

Otherwise they would all escape.

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