Leaving Party rhyme
Feb 7th 2006, 6:36 pm
#16
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Re: Leaving Party rhyme
[QUOTE=Professional Princess]Or an alternative version
Bugger off you big fat hag
With a face just like a leather bag
You've nagged me here and nagged me there
And nagged me in my underwear
Im off to where the girls are fit
And not a view of saggy tits
I shall sit and enjoy my ice cold beer
For you I wont shed my tears
Dont think you're welcome cos you're not
I hope your big fat anus rots
You dare to come and visit me
There will be funnel webs poured in your tea
Ive never liked you and thats the truth
With your big fat arse and your mouldy tooth
I shall chop you up with my meat cleaver
And put hot chillis in your beaver.
PSML - this is the one I want to use but it might upset a few people!! Do I care ?
Bugger off you big fat hag
With a face just like a leather bag
You've nagged me here and nagged me there
And nagged me in my underwear
Im off to where the girls are fit
And not a view of saggy tits
I shall sit and enjoy my ice cold beer
For you I wont shed my tears
Dont think you're welcome cos you're not
I hope your big fat anus rots
You dare to come and visit me
There will be funnel webs poured in your tea
Ive never liked you and thats the truth
With your big fat arse and your mouldy tooth
I shall chop you up with my meat cleaver
And put hot chillis in your beaver.
PSML - this is the one I want to use but it might upset a few people!! Do I care ?
Feb 7th 2006, 6:42 pm
#17
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Re: Leaving Party rhyme
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Or an alternative version
Bugger off you big fat hag
With a face just like a leather bag
You've nagged me here and nagged me there
And nagged me in my underwear
Im off to where the girls are fit
And not a view of saggy tits
I shall sit and enjoy my ice cold beer
For you I wont shed my tears
Dont think you're welcome cos you're not
I hope your big fat anus rots
You dare to come and visit me
There will be funnel webs poured in your tea
Ive never liked you and thats the truth
With your big fat arse and your mouldy tooth
I shall chop you up with my meat cleaver
And put hot chillis in your beaver.
Bugger off you big fat hag
With a face just like a leather bag
You've nagged me here and nagged me there
And nagged me in my underwear
Im off to where the girls are fit
And not a view of saggy tits
I shall sit and enjoy my ice cold beer
For you I wont shed my tears
Dont think you're welcome cos you're not
I hope your big fat anus rots
You dare to come and visit me
There will be funnel webs poured in your tea
Ive never liked you and thats the truth
With your big fat arse and your mouldy tooth
I shall chop you up with my meat cleaver
And put hot chillis in your beaver.
Feb 7th 2006, 7:55 pm
#18
Joined: Oct 2004
Location: Secret Harbour, WA
Posts: 1,496
Re: Leaving Party rhyme
Originally Posted by wavy_davy
Has anyone got any little rhymes we could use for our leaving party invitations. I've had a look around and can't find anything quite right? I'm useless at writing these things? 
Karma for anyone who comes up with suggestions! Katy
Karma for anyone who comes up with suggestions! Katy
I've gone for the short and sweet option for a party invitation:
"Come share our mirth, we're off to Perth!!"
Ta Da! (or not
)
