Leaving Party rhyme
Feb 7th 2006, 7:56 am
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Leaving Party rhyme
Has anyone got any little rhymes we could use for our leaving party invitations. I've had a look around and can't find anything quite right? I'm useless at writing these things? 
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Feb 7th 2006, 7:59 am
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Re: Leaving Party rhyme
Originally Posted by wavy_davy
Has anyone got any little rhymes we could use for our leaving party invitations. I've had a look around and can't find anything quite right? I'm useless at writing these things?
Karma for anyone who comes up with suggestions! Katy
Karma for anyone who comes up with suggestions! Katy
you didnt say it had to be any good
Feb 7th 2006, 8:00 am
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Re: Leaving Party rhyme
Originally Posted by wavy_davy
Has anyone got any little rhymes we could use for our leaving party invitations. I've had a look around and can't find anything quite right? I'm useless at writing these things?
Karma for anyone who comes up with suggestions! Katy
Karma for anyone who comes up with suggestions! Katy
Feb 7th 2006, 8:01 am
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Re: Leaving Party rhyme
Originally Posted by wavy_davy
Has anyone got any little rhymes we could use for our leaving party invitations. I've had a look around and can't find anything quite right? I'm useless at writing these things?
Karma for anyone who comes up with suggestions! Katy
Karma for anyone who comes up with suggestions! Katy
we're not really soz.....er....o i give up!
Feb 7th 2006, 8:07 am
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Re: Leaving Party rhyme
You guys are such a tease!! K sent ... except Wendy for some reason I can't send it to you - says I need to spread it! Sorry!
Feb 7th 2006, 8:08 am
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Re: Leaving Party rhyme
Originally Posted by WendyC
Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to perth we go.
it's off to oz we go
with a bucket & spade
ours flights are paid
hi ho hi ho
Feb 7th 2006, 8:09 am
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Re: Leaving Party rhyme
Originally Posted by wavy_davy
You guys are such a tease!! K sent ... except Wendy for some reason I can't send it to you - says I need to spread it! Sorry!
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Still working on one though.
Feb 7th 2006, 8:16 am
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Re: Leaving Party rhyme
Originally Posted by steve`o
Hi ho, hi ho,
it's off to oz we go
with a bucket & spade
ours flights are paid
hi ho hi ho
it's off to oz we go
with a bucket & spade
ours flights are paid
hi ho hi ho
Feb 7th 2006, 8:39 am
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Re: Leaving Party rhyme
Originally Posted by wavy_davy
LOL - that's really good!
No can't think of anything now except bloody hi ho, hi ho.
Feb 7th 2006, 8:42 am
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Re: Leaving Party rhyme
Here you go.
It's nothing personal, don't feel bad
But there's ice cold beer and sun to be had
We are tired of cold and damp grey weather
And are flying off to pastures better
It's not that far, just two days away
Where the Wombat and Koala play
A whole new life - Its 'Fair Dinkum' too
And the sea is warm and the skies are blue
Dont get upset and start to cry
When our plane takes to the sky
For when we are settled and ready for fun
We shall pick up the phone for you to come
So wish us luck to make our day
With your good wishes and kind words to say
And when you're needing to escape
You come to us for your Aussie break.
It's nothing personal, don't feel bad
But there's ice cold beer and sun to be had
We are tired of cold and damp grey weather
And are flying off to pastures better
It's not that far, just two days away
Where the Wombat and Koala play
A whole new life - Its 'Fair Dinkum' too
And the sea is warm and the skies are blue
Dont get upset and start to cry
When our plane takes to the sky
For when we are settled and ready for fun
We shall pick up the phone for you to come
So wish us luck to make our day
With your good wishes and kind words to say
And when you're needing to escape
You come to us for your Aussie break.
Last edited by Cheetah7; Feb 7th 2006 at 9:07 am.
Feb 7th 2006, 8:44 am
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Re: Leaving Party rhyme
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Here you go.
It's nothing personal, don't feel bad
But there's ice cold beer and sun to be had
We are tired of cold and damp grey weather
And are flying off to pastures better
It's not that far, just two days away
Where the Wombat and Koala play
A whole new life - Its 'Fair Dinkum' too
And the sea is warm and the skies are blue
Dont get upset and start to cry
When our plane takes to the sky
For when we are settled and ready for fun
We shall pick up the phone for you to come
So wish us luck to make our day
With your good wishes and kind words to say
And when you needing to escape
You come to us for your Aussie break.
It's nothing personal, don't feel bad
But there's ice cold beer and sun to be had
We are tired of cold and damp grey weather
And are flying off to pastures better
It's not that far, just two days away
Where the Wombat and Koala play
A whole new life - Its 'Fair Dinkum' too
And the sea is warm and the skies are blue
Dont get upset and start to cry
When our plane takes to the sky
For when we are settled and ready for fun
We shall pick up the phone for you to come
So wish us luck to make our day
With your good wishes and kind words to say
And when you needing to escape
You come to us for your Aussie break.
Feb 7th 2006, 9:03 am
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Re: Leaving Party rhyme
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Here you go.
It's nothing personal, don't feel bad
But there's ice cold beer and sun to be had
We are tired of cold and damp grey weather
And are flying off to pastures better
It's not that far, just two days away
Where the Wombat and Koala play
A whole new life - Its 'Fair Dinkum' too
And the sea is warm and the skies are blue
Dont get upset and start to cry
When our plane takes to the sky
For when we are settled and ready for fun
We shall pick up the phone for you to come
So wish us luck to make our day
With your good wishes and kind words to say
And when you needing to escape
You come to us for your Aussie break.
It's nothing personal, don't feel bad
But there's ice cold beer and sun to be had
We are tired of cold and damp grey weather
And are flying off to pastures better
It's not that far, just two days away
Where the Wombat and Koala play
A whole new life - Its 'Fair Dinkum' too
And the sea is warm and the skies are blue
Dont get upset and start to cry
When our plane takes to the sky
For when we are settled and ready for fun
We shall pick up the phone for you to come
So wish us luck to make our day
With your good wishes and kind words to say
And when you needing to escape
You come to us for your Aussie break.
Feb 7th 2006, 9:11 am
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Re: Leaving Party rhyme
Or an alternative version
Bugger off you big fat hag
With a face just like a leather bag
You've nagged me here and nagged me there
And nagged me in my underwear
Im off to where the girls are fit
And not a view of saggy tits
I shall sit and enjoy my ice cold beer
For you I wont shed my tears
Dont think you're welcome cos you're not
I hope your big fat anus rots
You dare to come and visit me
There will be funnel webs poured in your tea
Ive never liked you and thats the truth
With your big fat arse and your mouldy tooth
I shall chop you up with my meat cleaver
And put hot chillis in your beaver.
Bugger off you big fat hag
With a face just like a leather bag
You've nagged me here and nagged me there
And nagged me in my underwear
Im off to where the girls are fit
And not a view of saggy tits
I shall sit and enjoy my ice cold beer
For you I wont shed my tears
Dont think you're welcome cos you're not
I hope your big fat anus rots
You dare to come and visit me
There will be funnel webs poured in your tea
Ive never liked you and thats the truth
With your big fat arse and your mouldy tooth
I shall chop you up with my meat cleaver
And put hot chillis in your beaver.
Feb 7th 2006, 11:17 am
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Re: Leaving Party rhyme
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Or an alternative version
Bugger off you big fat hag
With a face just like a leather bag
You've nagged me here and nagged me there
And nagged me in my underwear
Im off to where the girls are fit
And not a view of saggy tits
I shall sit and enjoy my ice cold beer
For you I wont shed my tears
Dont think you're welcome cos you're not
I hope your big fat anus rots
You dare to come and visit me
There will be funnel webs poured in your tea
Ive never liked you and thats the truth
With your big fat arse and your mouldy tooth
I shall chop you up with my meat cleaver
And put hot chillis in your beaver.
Bugger off you big fat hag
With a face just like a leather bag
You've nagged me here and nagged me there
And nagged me in my underwear
Im off to where the girls are fit
And not a view of saggy tits
I shall sit and enjoy my ice cold beer
For you I wont shed my tears
Dont think you're welcome cos you're not
I hope your big fat anus rots
You dare to come and visit me
There will be funnel webs poured in your tea
Ive never liked you and thats the truth
With your big fat arse and your mouldy tooth
I shall chop you up with my meat cleaver
And put hot chillis in your beaver.
Feb 7th 2006, 6:16 pm
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Re: Leaving Party rhyme
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Or an alternative version
Bugger off you big fat hag
With a face just like a leather bag
You've nagged me here and nagged me there
And nagged me in my underwear
Im off to where the girls are fit
And not a view of saggy tits
I shall sit and enjoy my ice cold beer
For you I wont shed my tears
Dont think you're welcome cos you're not
I hope your big fat anus rots
You dare to come and visit me
There will be funnel webs poured in your tea
Ive never liked you and thats the truth
With your big fat arse and your mouldy tooth
I shall chop you up with my meat cleaver
And put hot chillis in your beaver.
Bugger off you big fat hag
With a face just like a leather bag
You've nagged me here and nagged me there
And nagged me in my underwear
Im off to where the girls are fit
And not a view of saggy tits
I shall sit and enjoy my ice cold beer
For you I wont shed my tears
Dont think you're welcome cos you're not
I hope your big fat anus rots
You dare to come and visit me
There will be funnel webs poured in your tea
Ive never liked you and thats the truth
With your big fat arse and your mouldy tooth
I shall chop you up with my meat cleaver
And put hot chillis in your beaver.
Brilliant
