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midgetjan Aug 11th 2009 12:52 am

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That's a camel toe comment

midgetjan Aug 11th 2009 12:52 am

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the lips are moving but I can't hear anything

Sally Simpson Aug 11th 2009 12:55 am

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You talking to yourself again hon?;)

midgetjan Aug 11th 2009 12:58 am

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Yeh - I'm on my 2nd bottle of red and it has that effect (thankfully).

Had my physio today so I need the wine for medicinal purposes.

Sally Simpson Aug 11th 2009 1:00 am

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Originally Posted by midgetjan (Post 7832602)
Yeh - I'm on my 2nd bottle of red and it has that effect (thankfully).

Had my physio today so I need the wine for medicinal purposes.

That's fair enough! It's good analgesia:thumbsup:

Officer Dibble Aug 11th 2009 1:04 am

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Originally Posted by midgetjan (Post 7832576)
That's a camel toe comment


Originally Posted by midgetjan (Post 7832580)
the lips are moving but I can't hear anything

You have a good sense of humour.

midgetjan Aug 11th 2009 1:05 am

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I sure have - unfortunately it's wasted on these WA numpties

Have to keep telling my boss - this is a joke - it's your turn to laugh now.

Officer Dibble Aug 11th 2009 1:06 am

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Originally Posted by midgetjan (Post 7832626)
I sure have - unfortunately it's wasted on these WA numpties

Have to keep telling my boss - this is a joke - it's your turn to laugh now.

Bless your cotton socks, I know exactly how you feel.

midgetjan Aug 11th 2009 1:10 am

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My boss is gay. He was camping around at work one day saying he was having trouble sleeping.

I told him if it happened again he should have a wank. He was mortified.

I said to him "It's a well known fact that when a man cums he falls asleep"

He says "That must just be married men"

So I said "Yip that's because they're satisfied"

I thought he was gonna die.

Sally Simpson Aug 11th 2009 1:11 am

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Originally Posted by midgetjan (Post 7832626)
I sure have - unfortunately it's wasted on these WA numpties

Have to keep telling my boss - this is a joke - it's your turn to laugh now.

:ohmy:

We have some good laughs at work but a hospital is a very international community so maybe that makes a difference!:unsure:

Officer Dibble Aug 11th 2009 1:14 am

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Originally Posted by midgetjan (Post 7832644)
My boss is gay. He was camping around at work one day saying he was having trouble sleeping.

I told him if it happened again he should have a wank. He was mortified.

I said to him "It's a well known fact that when a man cums he falls asleep"

He says "That must just be married men"

So I said "Yip that's because they're satisfied"

I thought he was gonna die.


:rofl::rofl:

I like it.

Officer Dibble Aug 11th 2009 1:16 am

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Originally Posted by midgetjan (Post 7832626)
I sure have - unfortunately it's wasted on these WA numpties

Have to keep telling my boss - this is a joke - it's your turn to laugh now.

The scary thing is that Ive been here that long that Im not sure what I find funny anymore. Could be a sign of madness :confused:.

scottishcelts Aug 11th 2009 1:19 am

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Originally Posted by Officer Dibble (Post 7832665)
The scary thing is that Ive been here that long that Im not sure what I find funny anymore. Could be a sign of madness :confused:.

Yip - yer mad, madder than Mad Jack McMad, winner of last year's madman competition :thumbup:

Sally Simpson Aug 11th 2009 1:21 am

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Originally Posted by Officer Dibble (Post 7832665)
The scary thing is that Ive been here that long that Im not sure what I find funny anymore. Could be a sign of madness :confused:.

Oh you need a seriously long break from this country if you are in danger of losing your soh!:eek:

midgetjan Aug 11th 2009 1:21 am

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Originally Posted by Officer Dibble (Post 7832658)
:rofl::rofl:

I like it.

That's what my OH says too :rofl:

If in doubt about your sense of humour - open a couple of bottles of wine - then you really don't give a sh!t.

Sorry but I'm having wine and painkillers (and they are working).


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