onepearlyb

There's no stead fast reason - you just can't.
It's for yer arse no yer face wumman!!

22B

No - it's for tightening up loose bits of skin that are falling away from the rest of your body.....

..... I don't care which ring you have a 'loose skin' problem with!!!!

nightnurse2

I remember when I had my tattoo done I was told to put preparation H on it. I thought I'd heard of it before but couldn't remember where. Goes into the chemist (it was full) and asks the assistant.
She goes round the back and shouts, very loudly, 'is it the cream you want or the suppositories?' I went bright red as I tried to tell her it was for a tattoo and I didn't have piles (don't think anyone believed me
Think I've still got some, might give it a try round my eyes!

rabsody

Thanks everyone for all your tips and tricks of the trade

I think I am going to go with NB's suggestion of the Elemis (and will try the Estee Lauder next). I might even give the bum cream a go too for emergencies!

marvinc

Yes, use this and then their highlighter pen - it's like magic my best find ever!

rabsody

Do you use the eye one or the one for all over your face?

spartacus

Sorry for butting in ladies (no pun intended) but I can only agree with the above comment and tell you about a friend of mine who made the same mistake. The side effects can be distressing.

As I say, a young woman I know was upset that she'd not had a date in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
So she organised an appointment and upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.' My friend did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again my poor friend did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did. Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf any dates.' Worried my friend asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr. Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease? 'Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'

PS. All (any ?) credit goes to Johnnyt from the barbie Joke thread.

brissydeb

The best one i have ever bought is the Estee Lauder eye cream, a bit pricey but def worth it!!

Debbie

22B

To prove the bum cream point......,

OH and I both used it for a week before our wedding - he was 42, I was 35 - here is a photo:-

sonlymewalter

It wasn't wasted