Kids today are so lazy!
Dec 14th 2013, 3:42 pm
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Kids today are so lazy!
Our was due on Thurs, still in the oven
I've grounded it already
So far in an effort to 'help' things along we've heard.
Pineapple
Curries
Cleaning the oven
Anything spicy
Sex. that ain't happening, I'm too tired from training and that's what got us into this mess in the first place (come to think of it, I'm always knackered so how come she's pregnant? hmmm
)
I've grounded it alreadySo far in an effort to 'help' things along we've heard.
Pineapple
Curries
Cleaning the oven
Anything spicy
Sex. that ain't happening, I'm too tired from training and that's what got us into this mess in the first place (come to think of it, I'm always knackered so how come she's pregnant? hmmm
)
Last edited by Tr1boy; Dec 14th 2013 at 4:09 pm.
Dec 14th 2013, 4:05 pm
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Re: Kids today are so lazy!
Sit-ups 
Dec 14th 2013, 5:09 pm
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Long walks, castor oil and end up with a curry!
Two days is not late! You just want the bub here for Christmas so you can buy/open lots of prezzies now, be honest!
Two days is not late! You just want the bub here for Christmas so you can buy/open lots of prezzies now, be honest!
Dec 14th 2013, 5:26 pm
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Trying to open a jammed sash window worked for me
All the best.
All the best.
Dec 14th 2013, 5:36 pm
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Thanks for the best wishes.
We've decided on an Anglo first name and Korean middle name (I suggested Kia cos I can spell it and pronounce it
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Dec 14th 2013, 6:33 pm
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Re: Kids today are so lazy!
Our was due on Thurs, still in the oven I've grounded it already
So far in an effort to 'help' things along we've heard.
Pineapple
Curries
Cleaning the oven
Anything spicy
Sex. that ain't happening, I'm too tired from training and that's what got us into this mess in the first place (come to think of it, I'm always knackered so how come she's pregnant? hmmm)
I've grounded it alreadySo far in an effort to 'help' things along we've heard.
Pineapple
Curries
Cleaning the oven
Anything spicy
Sex. that ain't happening, I'm too tired from training and that's what got us into this mess in the first place (come to think of it, I'm always knackered so how come she's pregnant? hmmm
)
Dec 14th 2013, 7:14 pm
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Re: Kids today are so lazy!
My friends little monkey was overdue by 2 weeks! And when he came out the babe's got much more hair on his head than his dad's! I think overdue babies are smarter.
Dec 14th 2013, 7:32 pm
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Star jumps.
Dec 14th 2013, 7:40 pm
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Dec 14th 2013, 10:20 pm
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Hours before the onset of labour, my wife shuffled 3km along our lane to a restaurant...
my father in law was looking at the dessert menu when my wife announced it was time*
my father in law did not get his pudding and went to bed early whilst we hooned it down the hill to the hospital....
* reminds me of the 1970s political slogan...
my father in law was looking at the dessert menu when my wife announced it was time*
my father in law did not get his pudding and went to bed early whilst we hooned it down the hill to the hospital....
* reminds me of the 1970s political slogan...
Dec 14th 2013, 10:42 pm
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Go and hangbout in Coles or Woolies... Waters are bound to break in there
Dec 15th 2013, 6:38 am
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Re: Kids today are so lazy!
Our was due on Thurs, still in the oven I've grounded it already
So far in an effort to 'help' things along we've heard.
Pineapple
Curries
Cleaning the oven
Anything spicy
Sex. that ain't happening, I'm too tired from training and that's what got us into this mess in the first place (come to think of it, I'm always knackered so how come she's pregnant? hmmm)
I've grounded it alreadySo far in an effort to 'help' things along we've heard.
Pineapple
Curries
Cleaning the oven
Anything spicy
Sex. that ain't happening, I'm too tired from training and that's what got us into this mess in the first place (come to think of it, I'm always knackered so how come she's pregnant? hmmm
)
Dec 15th 2013, 7:18 am
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Re: Kids today are so lazy!
Someone advised a simple method: Nipple Stimulation
It tricks the body into thinking it's breastfeeding causing the uterus to contract (which naturally occurs after birth).
It tricks the body into thinking it's breastfeeding causing the uterus to contract (which naturally occurs after birth).
Dec 15th 2013, 10:43 am
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Re: Kids today are so lazy!
Our was due on Thurs, still in the oven I've grounded it already
So far in an effort to 'help' things along we've heard.
Pineapple
Curries
Cleaning the oven
Anything spicy
Sex. that ain't happening, I'm too tired from training and that's what got us into this mess in the first place (come to think of it, I'm always knackered so how come she's pregnant? hmmm)
I've grounded it alreadySo far in an effort to 'help' things along we've heard.
Pineapple
Curries
Cleaning the oven
Anything spicy
Sex. that ain't happening, I'm too tired from training and that's what got us into this mess in the first place (come to think of it, I'm always knackered so how come she's pregnant? hmmm
)
Dec 15th 2013, 1:47 pm
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hehe brilliant thanks
Just back from hospital and all is on track but no signs of baby coming out. Just been to Tesco as well as I thought the crowds might shock baby into action. Alas unfortunately it was pretty quiet there today
It's weird preparing for baby here knowing that mid next year we'll be back in Oz. I'm not looking forward to going back but Mrs TB is up for it and overall happiness for the family trumps any feelings I might have about the place. I'll be getting on with life and hopefully baby will experience all that Oz has to offer.
Pretty sure there's a new bike or two in it for me though
Just back from hospital and all is on track but no signs of baby coming out. Just been to Tesco as well as I thought the crowds might shock baby into action. Alas unfortunately it was pretty quiet there today
It's weird preparing for baby here knowing that mid next year we'll be back in Oz. I'm not looking forward to going back but Mrs TB is up for it and overall happiness for the family trumps any feelings I might have about the place. I'll be getting on with life and hopefully baby will experience all that Oz has to offer.
Pretty sure there's a new bike or two in it for me though