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Re: Just a quick show of hands please . . .
Originally Posted by Pollyana
(Post 8152142)
Ah, thank you kind sir. So that rasies the question of what would Tiger Woods be doing with a seabird?:confused:
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Re: Just a quick show of hands please . . .
Originally Posted by Pollyana
(Post 8152084)
a) Who is Tiger Woods?
b) What's a shag? :rolleyes: |
Re: Just a quick show of hands please . . .
Originally Posted by spartacus
(Post 8152156)
I'll put you down as a 'no' then polly . . . licks tip of pencil, makes note on back of fag packet . . . any other definites?
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Re: Just a quick show of hands please . . .
Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
(Post 8152158)
are you forming a club? If so, can i join. I haven't shagged Tiger Woods. I have shagged a Tiger IN the woods though
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Re: Just a quick show of hands please . . .
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8152160)
Evasive response... Has Tiger shagged you?
I was walking along, you know, minding my own business when I saw DunRoaminTheUK emerging from the woods doing up his fly rather conspicuously. I figured he must have just had a session with one of his herd and my curious-Kiwi-wannabe side kicked in and said I should give the little hussy one to remember me by. Much to my surprise I stumbled across a female tiger laying back smoking a post-coital fag with a glint of disatisfaction in her eye. Before I had the chance to back off and run like a big girl she had me pinned down and I became her play thing for the next 30 seconds. |
Re: Just a quick show of hands please . . .
Originally Posted by spartacus
(Post 8152156)
I'll put you down as a 'no' then polly . . . licks tip of pencil, makes note on back of fag packet . . . any other definites?
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Re: Just a quick show of hands please . . .
Originally Posted by Pollyana
(Post 8152216)
Sounds about right to me, no seabirds around here these days, and no golfers either :(
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Re: Just a quick show of hands please . . .
Originally Posted by Pollyana
(Post 8152216)
Sounds about right to me, no seabirds around here these days, and no golfers either :(
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Re: Just a quick show of hands please . . .
Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
(Post 8152179)
technically yes. Funny story actually.
I was walking along, you know, minding my own business when I saw DunRoaminTheUK emerging from the woods doing up his fly rather conspicuously. I figured he must have just had a session with one of his herd and my curious-Kiwi-wannabe side kicked in and said I should give the little hussy one to remember me by. Much to my surprise I stumbled across a female tiger laying back smoking a post-coital fag with a glint of disatisfaction in her eye. Before I had the chance to back off and run like a big girl she had me pinned down and I became her play thing for the next 30 seconds. |
Re: Just a quick show of hands please . . .
I haven't :lol: And I won't, even if he texts me hourly. Dirty git apparently doesn't even use condoms with all these women. I hope they are all getting health checks :( Just heard on some news that Shane Warne is standing up for him and is sure Tiger will come out of it just fine. Well I'm sure that will help Tiger :rolleyes:
Have to say, I'm impressed with his management team. Organising his golf schedule as well as his harem schedule, whilst keeping the wife in the dark takes some planning. I hope they are paid well ;) |
Re: Just a quick show of hands please . . .
"Clean looking" ...*
How can you tell? * This post should be removed in the interests of political correctness.
Originally Posted by irishbloo
(Post 8152151)
Hes not my cup of tea.A bit too clean looking.:blink:
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Re: Just a quick show of hands please . . .
I was trying to say a bit too perfect but that wouldnt be right either.
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Re: Just a quick show of hands please . . .
Always thought he looked too satisfied to be healthy. Now I know why :rolleyes:
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Re: Just a quick show of hands please . . .
Originally Posted by moneypenny20
(Post 8152462)
I haven't :lol: And I won't, even if he texts me hourly. Dirty git apparently doesn't even use condoms with all these women. I hope they are all getting health checks :( Just heard on some news that Shane Warne is standing up for him and is sure Tiger will come out of it just fine. Well I'm sure that will help Tiger :rolleyes:
Have to say, I'm impressed with his management team. Organising his golf schedule as well as his harem schedule, whilst keeping the wife in the dark takes some planning. I hope they are paid well ;) |
Re: Just a quick show of hands please . . .
Originally Posted by spartacus
(Post 8152658)
Exactly MP . . . try as I might, I can't see what these young woman find attractive about the billionaire golfer . . .
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