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moneypenny20

Oct 20th 2009 4:28 pm

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Hmmmm, mother of the year???? Let me think.

pompeyblonde

Oct 20th 2009 4:32 pm

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Hmmmm, mother of the year???? Let me think.

Do you have to be plain and flat chested to be a good mum then??!!?? (stands back):blink:

moneypenny20

Oct 20th 2009 4:37 pm

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Do you have to be plain and flat chested to be a good mum then??!!?? (stands back):blink:

Well she's hardly a beauty in that picture. :lol: I just thought it was a funny pic and thought I'd make a cheap shot ;). However, she doesn't strike me as mother of the year. Maybe the early years of dealing with Harvey on her own but this last year? Nah, sorry.

overthemoon

Oct 20th 2009 5:56 pm

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Hmmmm, mother of the year???? Let me think.

God she looks shocking in that pic!!! Just shows what too much surgery can do to a once pretty girl!

The Bloke

Oct 20th 2009 6:53 pm

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Just shows what too much surgery can do to a once pretty girl!

A female Michael Jackson?:blink:

spartacus

Oct 20th 2009 8:04 pm

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A female Michael Jackson?:blink:

I see her more as an Alice Cooper rolled in gravy granules . . .

The Bloke

Oct 20th 2009 8:22 pm

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I see her more as an Alice Cooper rolled in gravy granules . . .

Or Ozzy Osbourne?:D

moneypenny20

Oct 20th 2009 8:49 pm

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I see her more as an Alice Cooper rolled in gravy granules . . .

Alice Cooper would be horrified. He's a fine upstanding member of the community.:D Looks more like Jessica Rabbit on acid to me :rofl: There's a funnier picture, might try and find it, had me cracked up :D

moneypenny20

Oct 20th 2009 8:54 pm

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Here we go. Jo Brand reminds me of Les Dawson and Roy Barroclough doing their 'over the fence chat' sketches :rofl:

spartacus

Oct 20th 2009 10:22 pm

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Here we go. Jo Brand reminds me of Les Dawson and Roy Barroclough doing their 'over the fence chat' sketches :rofl:

It's sad isn't it?

A "pretty girl who spoilt herself" somebidy once said.

Anyways, call me a sentimental old soul . . . a picture of Jordan and Pete in happier times . . . Pete and Jordan

seang

Oct 20th 2009 11:09 pm

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Do you have to be plain and flat chested to be a good mum then??!!?? (stands back):blink:

if you had fun bags* like Jordan you would have to stand back

*heard that for the first time on BE years ago. BE educating a generation

Kingseat

Oct 21st 2009 12:39 am

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Now please don't flame me but I don't mind Katie Price. I think she does a good job with her children. Yes, things have been bad for her and Pete this last year and the way they both spoke to each other on their show was apauling....but they were about to divorce!

Yes, she goes out and gets bladdered and makes an arse of herself....who hasn't at the end of the day - she just gets papped for it.

gruffbrown

Oct 21st 2009 1:52 am

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No mention of Josef Fritzl?

Dougie

Oct 21st 2009 6:19 am

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I see her more as an Alice Cooper rolled in gravy granules . . .

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/h...ar007/rofl.gif

And as for Mum of the year Pahh if anything it should go to her nannies and helpers

Dougie

emelems

Oct 21st 2009 8:04 am

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http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/h...ar007/rofl.gif

And as for Mum of the year Pahh if anything it should go to her nannies and helpers

Dougie

Its more to do with the fact that she loves her kids very very much in her reality programme... :rolleyes:

Which applies to *99.9% of all Mothers...

I can't see anything or reasoning why it makes her Mother of the Year ?

Em x

* Figure made up by emelems to prove a point :lol:

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