Japanese toilets.....
Apr 29th 2013, 2:50 pm
#1
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Japanese toilets.....
......are freaking awesome.
Only this mob could invent an electronic bog. The seat is heated - nice. Need to fart or do a noisy poo? No problem. Press a button and a crappy tune plays to cover your bottom cacophony. Push another button and a jet of warm water shoots up your jacksie, ensuring a squeaky clean finish.
I likey. I want one.
Only this mob could invent an electronic bog. The seat is heated - nice. Need to fart or do a noisy poo? No problem. Press a button and a crappy tune plays to cover your bottom cacophony. Push another button and a jet of warm water shoots up your jacksie, ensuring a squeaky clean finish.
I likey. I want one.
Apr 29th 2013, 9:50 pm
#2
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Re: Japanese toilets.....
......are freaking awesome.
Only this mob could invent an electronic bog. The seat is heated - nice. Need to fart or do a noisy poo? No problem. Press a button and a crappy tune plays to cover your bottom cacophony. Push another button and a jet of warm water shoots up your jacksie, ensuring a squeaky clean finish.
I likey. I want one.
Only this mob could invent an electronic bog. The seat is heated - nice. Need to fart or do a noisy poo? No problem. Press a button and a crappy tune plays to cover your bottom cacophony. Push another button and a jet of warm water shoots up your jacksie, ensuring a squeaky clean finish.
I likey. I want one.
Apr 29th 2013, 10:00 pm
#3
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Re: Japanese toilets.....
In South Korea last year our rather basic hotel had one of those loos and a sauna shower - nice. The his and hers button with different angled water jets was a nice touch - no pun intended.
I'm surprised they haven't taken off in the west.
I'm surprised they haven't taken off in the west.
Apr 29th 2013, 10:50 pm
#4
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Re: Japanese toilets.....
Those toilets are great. I never found the sound systems to be powerful enough to cover my cacophony.
Apr 29th 2013, 11:54 pm
#6
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Re: Japanese toilets.....
......are freaking awesome.
Only this mob could invent an electronic bog. The seat is heated - nice. Need to fart or do a noisy poo? No problem. Press a button and a crappy tune plays to cover your bottom cacophony. Push another button and a jet of warm water shoots up your jacksie, ensuring a squeaky clean finish.
I likey. I want one.
Only this mob could invent an electronic bog. The seat is heated - nice. Need to fart or do a noisy poo? No problem. Press a button and a crappy tune plays to cover your bottom cacophony. Push another button and a jet of warm water shoots up your jacksie, ensuring a squeaky clean finish.
I likey. I want one.
Want!
S
Apr 30th 2013, 1:38 am
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Re: Japanese toilets.....
Yuk!! Although a heated seat in winter would be nice, water squirting my private parts without my control is not what I want- especially in the middle of the night (is the water body temperature, or is it cold?). I am always suspicious of electronic gadgets- the more complicated they are, the more there is to go wrong......imagines burnt bottom and being blown off the toilet by an especially vicious water jet.
Apr 30th 2013, 1:57 am
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Re: Japanese toilets.....
You control it. It's not a random surprise squirt.
Yuk!! Although a heated seat in winter would be nice, water squirting my private parts without my control is not what I want- especially in the middle of the night (is the water body temperature, or is it cold?). I am always suspicious of electronic gadgets- the more complicated they are, the more there is to go wrong......imagines burnt bottom and being blown off the toilet by an especially vicious water jet.
Apr 30th 2013, 6:29 am
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Re: Japanese toilets.....
......are freaking awesome.
Only this mob could invent an electronic bog. The seat is heated - nice. Need to fart or do a noisy poo? No problem. Press a button and a crappy tune plays to cover your bottom cacophony. Push another button and a jet of warm water shoots up your jacksie, ensuring a squeaky clean finish.
I likey. I want one.
Only this mob could invent an electronic bog. The seat is heated - nice. Need to fart or do a noisy poo? No problem. Press a button and a crappy tune plays to cover your bottom cacophony. Push another button and a jet of warm water shoots up your jacksie, ensuring a squeaky clean finish.
I likey. I want one.
Apr 30th 2013, 6:35 am
#13
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Re: Japanese toilets.....
It's just...not up my alley....
I rely on a cold seat to wake me in the morning. I mean most of us have warm showers (that is civilised) but warm seats...shear decadence.
Besides: wait for the household/office lingerer to finish then go straight in. The seat will be pre-warmed.
I rely on a cold seat to wake me in the morning. I mean most of us have warm showers (that is civilised) but warm seats...shear decadence.
Besides: wait for the household/office lingerer to finish then go straight in. The seat will be pre-warmed.
Apr 30th 2013, 8:09 am
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Re: Japanese toilets.....
We used to fit loads of them in the U.K for disabled use. We fitted one for a bloke that had lost both his arms, god knows how he pushed the buttons