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J'Accuse!!!!!
one eddie007 of wantonly and shamelessly purchasing a 750ml (21 washes) bottle of Lenor (4x Longer Freshness) Spring Awakening concentrate fabric conditioner from her local IGA store...
and further, I claim that she then telephoned the UK and instructed her elderly, nay, frail and elderly parents to go forth to Tescos and purchase a box of Lenor Spring Awakening tumble dryer sheets, and subsequently instructed them, on the successful aquisition of said item... to POST these items to her in Australia.... The accused, standing in the dock before you pleads homesickness in her defence... she states that she was visiting an unusual IGA (not her local foreshore one) and when faced with her FAVOURITE fabric conditioner impulsively, but without malice, did so purchase said overpriced item. I call all those present to denounce such un Australian behaviour and encourage all those reading to contact the Dept of Immigration and DEMAND that said immigrant NOT be allowed to apply for Citizenship of this fair country ... what d'yer mean you've got another year before you can do that anyway so stop wasting your breath? This was an act of insurrection, a demonstration of her unfitness to become an Australian... HERACY! BLASPHEMY! Get thee behind me Lenor... we shall over come, we shall over come, we shall over come some day |
Re: J'Accuse!!!!!
Originally Posted by eddie007
(Post 8761564)
one eddie007 of wantonly and shamelessly purchasing a 750ml (21 washes) bottle of Lenor (4x Longer Freshness) Spring Awakening concentrate fabric conditioner from her local IGA store...
and further, I claim that she then telephoned the UK and instructed her elderly, nay, frail and elderly parents to go forth to Tescos and purchase a box of Lenor Spring Awakening tumble dryer sheets, and subsequently instructed them, on the successful aquisition of said item... to POST these items to her in Australia.... The accused, standing in the dock before you pleads homesickness in her defence... she states that she was visiting an unusual IGA (not her local foreshore one) and when faced with her FAVOURITE fabric conditioner impulsively, but without malice, did so purchase said overpriced item. I call all those present to denounce such un Australian behaviour and encourage all those reading to contact the Dept of Immigration and DEMAND that said immigrant NOT be allowed to apply for Citizenship of this fair country ... what d'yer mean you've got another year before you can do that anyway so stop wasting your breath? This was an act of insurrection, a demonstration of her unfitness to become an Australian... HERACY! BLASPHEMY! Get thee behind me Lenor... we shall over come, we shall over come, we shall over come some day |
Re: J'Accuse!!!!!
Originally Posted by eddie007
(Post 8761564)
one eddie007 of wantonly and shamelessly purchasing a 750ml (21 washes) bottle of Lenor (4x Longer Freshness) Spring Awakening concentrate fabric conditioner from her local IGA store...
and further, I claim that she then telephoned the UK and instructed her elderly, nay, frail and elderly parents to go forth to Tescos and purchase a box of Lenor Spring Awakening tumble dryer sheets, and subsequently instructed them, on the successful aquisition of said item... to POST these items to her in Australia.... The accused, standing in the dock before you pleads homesickness in her defence... she states that she was visiting an unusual IGA (not her local foreshore one) and when faced with her FAVOURITE fabric conditioner impulsively, but without malice, did so purchase said overpriced item. I call all those present to denounce such un Australian behaviour and encourage all those reading to contact the Dept of Immigration and DEMAND that said immigrant NOT be allowed to apply for Citizenship of this fair country ... what d'yer mean you've got another year before you can do that anyway so stop wasting your breath? This was an act of insurrection, a demonstration of her unfitness to become an Australian... HERACY! BLASPHEMY! Get thee behind me Lenor... we shall over come, we shall over come, we shall over come some day |
Re: J'Accuse!!!!!
Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus
(Post 8761859)
Did you forget to take the purple tablet again?
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Re: J'Accuse!!!!!
Originally Posted by eddie007
(Post 8762398)
Nope, I forgot the white suppository... do you feel this makes a difference?
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Nope, assistance with evacuation is via the white powder (See Moving Again- Thannkyou Movicol thread)
OMFG I'm high sniffing fabric conditioner... obviously sniffing substances like this damages brain cells... |
Re: J'Accuse!!!!!
I do the same for PG Tips. Cant help myself. $35 for 240 pyramid bags by mail order. Last time I also bought McVities Jaffa Cakes, Milk Chocolate Hobnobs and a tube of germoline. All at about 100% mark up. Jaffa Cakes lasted about ten minutes.
My therapist says next time I'm tempted to do a similar thing I have to drink a schooner of Tooheys New, wear a blue singlet, tight denim shorts and steelies with white socks and repeat twenty times "Maaaaaate!" |
Re: J'Accuse!!!!!
Originally Posted by eddie007
(Post 8761564)
one eddie007 of wantonly and shamelessly purchasing a 750ml (21 washes) bottle of Lenor (4x Longer Freshness) Spring Awakening concentrate fabric conditioner from her local IGA store...
and further, I claim that she then telephoned the UK and instructed her elderly, nay, frail and elderly parents to go forth to Tescos and purchase a box of Lenor Spring Awakening tumble dryer sheets, and subsequently instructed them, on the successful aquisition of said item... to POST these items to her in Australia.... The accused, standing in the dock before you pleads homesickness in her defence... she states that she was visiting an unusual IGA (not her local foreshore one) and when faced with her FAVOURITE fabric conditioner impulsively, but without malice, did so purchase said overpriced item. I call all those present to denounce such un Australian behaviour and encourage all those reading to contact the Dept of Immigration and DEMAND that said immigrant NOT be allowed to apply for Citizenship of this fair country ... what d'yer mean you've got another year before you can do that anyway so stop wasting your breath? This was an act of insurrection, a demonstration of her unfitness to become an Australian... HERACY! BLASPHEMY! Get thee behind me Lenor... we shall over come, we shall over come, we shall over come some day |
Re: J'Accuse!!!!!
Originally Posted by ponyrama
(Post 8763258)
Jaffa Cakes lasted about ten minutes.
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I am a bit of a laundry junkie myself but I don't pine for home smells. I just love the yellow fluffy you get in the squidgy pouch. So much that I have put one in each of my underwear drawers :)
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Re: J'Accuse!!!!!
Originally Posted by northernbird
(Post 8763300)
Oh dear, think you need to get out more mate!
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Re: J'Accuse!!!!!
Originally Posted by ponyrama
(Post 8763258)
I do the same for PG Tips. Cant help myself. $35 for 240 pyramid bags by mail order. Last time I also bought McVities Jaffa Cakes, Milk Chocolate Hobnobs and a tube of germoline. All at about 100% mark up. Jaffa Cakes lasted about ten minutes.
My therapist says next time I'm tempted to do a similar thing I have to drink a schooner of Tooheys New, wear a blue singlet, tight denim shorts and steelies with white socks and repeat twenty times "Maaaaaate!" |
Re: J'Accuse!!!!!
Originally Posted by eddie007
(Post 8764747)
OMG I LOOOOOOVE germaline... reminds me of footballers dressing rooms... where did you find that?????
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Re: J'Accuse!!!!!
I can get ngel delight (whenI'm REALLY desparate)
You know what we found at the same time as the Lenor????? Pressed tinned cod roe... I SOOOO wish I had picked that up, but HE said NO... they had Alpen too... and I resisted that... I even managed to resist the green chicken n mushroom (?) Pot Noodles!!!!! |
Re: J'Accuse!!!!!
Originally Posted by eddie007
(Post 8764823)
I can get ngel delight (whenI'm REALLY desparate)
You know what we found at the same time as the Lenor????? Pressed tinned cod roe... I SOOOO wish I had picked that up, but HE said NO... they had Alpen too... and I resisted that... I even managed to resist the green chicken n mushroom (?) Pot Noodles!!!!! Oh yeh and my local offie (bottle shop for those converts amongst you) sells real Hellmans Mayonnaise. Hows about that then! |
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