British Expats

British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)
-   The Barbie (https://britishexpats.com/forum/barbie-92/)
-   -   I've had... (https://britishexpats.com/forum/barbie-92/ive-had-499907/)

Geelong Gent Dec 15th 2007 6:53 am

Re: I've had...
 

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 5670864)
Thanks Streaks... (((hugs))))

Forwards is definitely the way to go... :)

So did you move into that lovely house in the end?

Not wanting to be nosey about whether you are or not still with him - i just liked the pics of the house and the ideas you had on what you were going to do with it.

If not I am sure your new job will come in handy:)

You will still be in the blue mountains?:unsure:

Kapri Dec 15th 2007 7:02 am

Re: I've had...
 
Tiddly - I hope the new year is an extra special and good one for you to make up for your bad time this year x

herrchook Dec 15th 2007 7:42 am

Re: I've had...
 

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 5670602)
I dunno who complains of BE being unfriendly but they need to have had my life for the past few months and then they'd appreciate you lot.
:)

Totally agree, there's some amazing people on here. :)

Scrawni 2 Dec 15th 2007 10:24 am

Re: I've had...
 
For you ...

I'm glad I'm a woman -Yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live on Budweiser, Beer nuts and Spam.
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections;
I won't drive to Hell before asking directions.

I act nice at parties; don't act like a clown;
And I know how to put the damn toilet seat down.
I won't grab your boobs; I won't pinch your butt.
My belt is not hidden beneath my beer gut.

I don't go around readjusting my crotch;
or make sure my headboard bears each hard-earned notch.
I don't belch in public; don't scratch my behind.
I'm a woman, you see- I'm just not that kind!

I'm glad I'm a woman; So glad I could sing -
and thrilled I'm not covered in shag carpeting.
Hair won't grow from my ears, Or cover my back.
And when I bend over You can't see my crack.

I'm a woman, alas - and I'm proud, don't you see?
I'm blessed to have two boobs and squat when I pee.
I don't live for golf, or shoot basketball.
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.

I don't need male bonding; I don't cruise for a chick -
I'll never join the "Hair Club", or think with my #ick.
I'm a woman, by chance, And thankful I am!
I'm so glad I'm a woman, Not a man, yes I am

TiddlyPom Dec 15th 2007 10:54 am

Re: I've had...
 

Originally Posted by Scrawni 2 (Post 5672821)
For you ...

I'm glad I'm a woman -Yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live on Budweiser, Beer nuts and Spam.
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections;
I won't drive to Hell before asking directions.

I act nice at parties; don't act like a clown;
And I know how to put the damn toilet seat down.
I won't grab your boobs; I won't pinch your butt.
My belt is not hidden beneath my beer gut.

I don't go around readjusting my crotch;
or make sure my headboard bears each hard-earned notch.
I don't belch in public; don't scratch my behind.
I'm a woman, you see- I'm just not that kind!

I'm glad I'm a woman; So glad I could sing -
and thrilled I'm not covered in shag carpeting.
Hair won't grow from my ears, Or cover my back.
And when I bend over You can't see my crack.

I'm a woman, alas - and I'm proud, don't you see?
I'm blessed to have two boobs and squat when I pee.
I don't live for golf, or shoot basketball.
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.

I don't need male bonding; I don't cruise for a chick -
I'll never join the "Hair Club", or think with my #ick.
I'm a woman, by chance, And thankful I am!
I'm so glad I'm a woman, Not a man, yes I am

:lol:


Can I put in a disclaimer about pinching butts?

:teeth_smile:

The Crow Dec 15th 2007 5:25 pm

Re: I've had...
 
All the best for 2008 :) I've obviously missed some posts, as not sure of the details. But sounds like you're on track for a grand new beginning :thumbsup:

Rachel

TiddlyPom Dec 15th 2007 5:31 pm

Re: I've had...
 

Originally Posted by The Crow (Post 5673345)
All the best for 2008 :) I've obviously missed some posts, as not sure of the details. But sounds like you're on track for a grand new beginning :thumbsup:

Rachel

Thanks Rachel.

No, you didn't miss posts... I didn't put any of the detail on here actually, as much of it is still ongoing... but nothing I can't deal with now... :)

moneypenny20 Dec 15th 2007 5:37 pm

Re: I've had...
 

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 5673351)
Thanks Rachel.

No, you didn't miss posts... I didn't put any of the detail on here actually, as much of it is still ongoing... but nothing I can't deal with now... :)

:thumbsup:

TiddlyPom Dec 15th 2007 5:40 pm

Re: I've had...
 

Originally Posted by moneypen20 (Post 5673360)
:thumbsup:

:D

God I feel good.

It shouldn't be allowed.

:lol:

moneypenny20 Dec 15th 2007 6:47 pm

Re: I've had...
 

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 5673364)
:D

God I feel good.

It shouldn't be allowed.

:lol:

Shit has to happen to help the roses grow ;)

TiddlyPom Dec 15th 2007 6:48 pm

Re: I've had...
 

Originally Posted by moneypen20 (Post 5673423)
Shit has to happen to help the roses grow ;)

Yeah.... and they're blooming gorgeous. :lol:


All times are GMT -12. The time now is 4:04 am.

Powered by vBulletin: ©2000 - 2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2026 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.