International womens day
Mar 8th 2006, 1:34 am
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International womens day
HAPPY
INTERNATIONAL WOMENS’ DAY
TODAY!
Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Share this with all the good apples you know (and 1 grape)
Mar 8th 2006, 1:36 am
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Re: International womens day
Originally Posted by Bix
HAPPY
INTERNATIONAL WOMENS’ DAY
TODAY!
Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Share this with all the good apples you know (and 1 grape)
Why is there a link to googlemail on there
Mar 8th 2006, 1:38 am
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Re: International womens day
I received the above from one of my Aussie business acquaintances in Brisbane.
Isn't it lovely.
I sent her back an email........
"Hello xxxxx. Listen, if you want a root just say so".
Isn't it lovely.
I sent her back an email........
"Hello xxxxx. Listen, if you want a root just say so".
Mar 8th 2006, 1:39 am
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Re: International womens day
Originally Posted by WendyC
Why is there a link to googlemail on there
Mar 8th 2006, 1:40 am
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Re: International womens day
Originally Posted by Bix
Click it for a picture of a rose.
No rose there mate
Mar 8th 2006, 1:43 am
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Re: International womens day
Originally Posted by WendyC
No rose there mate
Is it a red dandelion ?
Mar 8th 2006, 1:58 am
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Re: International womens day
Originally Posted by Bix
Sorry, I don't know me flowers to well
Is it a red dandelion ?
Is it a red dandelion ?
Mar 8th 2006, 2:11 am
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Re: International womens day
WTF is Bix on about?
Mar 8th 2006, 2:37 am
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Re: International womens day
Originally Posted by Ransi
WTF is Bix on about?
Mar 8th 2006, 5:08 am
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Re: International womens day
Originally Posted by Bix
Isn't it lovely.
sure is
