if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
Jun 2nd 2010, 5:03 am
#62
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
I'd like my OH to be more confident - he didn't have much confidence at home but since we came here it has taken a right bashing!! It's been two years now so think this is here to stay!!
Jun 2nd 2010, 6:16 am
#63
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
I would change him...the whole of him.....period..
change as in....get rid of him......that's what I will do...
change as in....get rid of him......that's what I will do...
Jun 2nd 2010, 6:16 am
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Jun 2nd 2010, 6:31 am
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
Well if it stops people yearning for things that aren't necessary then perhaps it is useful. Size of organs is a bit of a worry for some people isn't it? Traditionally it has been a taboo or not so taboo subject.. Just an illustration. Perhaps we should stick to supermarket prices and Little England.
Besides, it's always been abit of a joke for us and it shows the strength of our relationship.
I'd be more worried about the souls who would ditch their - possibly unrealising partner - tomorrow.
Jun 2nd 2010, 7:21 am
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
Careful what you wish for! When I first met my wife, we found that her relative tightness -the sort achieved by years of dance training - to do those things that women do with their pelvic floor - and another factor - really makes for an uncomfortable ride.
It was bloody painful at times, and even the med profession had no answer and there were several visits to the GP. The doctor wanted to examine my todger and I pissed her off by standing up and getting it out rather than lying on her couch. What did she expect?
It wasn't until she'd dropped our first sprog that we achieved some sort of 'normalcy'...
in particular positions..
It was bloody painful at times, and even the med profession had no answer and there were several visits to the GP. The doctor wanted to examine my todger and I pissed her off by standing up and getting it out rather than lying on her couch. What did she expect?It wasn't until she'd dropped our first sprog that we achieved some sort of 'normalcy'...
in particular positions..
Jun 2nd 2010, 8:04 am
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Jun 2nd 2010, 8:12 am
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
you know i was only jokin pal
having met ems only once and she was a bit pished by the time i left, she seemed to be a very lovely lass.
even hoff pished she must have seen something good in ya lol
on friday i had a mouth op and it has laid me out all week.
pauline had her fisrst weekend off in ages (anyone who knows pauline knows how few weekends she gets)
she spent the whole weekend looking after me like i was a baby (yknow how bad us men get)
its funny you forget how much someone cares for you until you really need them
thats one of the reasons why i think she is perfect.
the only bonus for pauline is i couldnt talk for most of it
having met ems only once and she was a bit pished by the time i left, she seemed to be a very lovely lass.
even hoff pished she must have seen something good in ya lol
on friday i had a mouth op and it has laid me out all week.
pauline had her fisrst weekend off in ages (anyone who knows pauline knows how few weekends she gets)
she spent the whole weekend looking after me like i was a baby (yknow how bad us men get)
its funny you forget how much someone cares for you until you really need them
thats one of the reasons why i think she is perfect.
the only bonus for pauline is i couldnt talk for most of it
Jun 2nd 2010, 10:05 am
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
i'd change her overly cautious nature, so she could make up her bloody mind whether she still wants to migrate or not, getting thoroughly pissed off about the whole thing.
Jun 2nd 2010, 2:34 pm
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
Lol Kporte! Certainly not Jack and his big black bag!
Apologies to those not impressed.
I blame Ozzie. It's amazing the depths that we do descend to on these forums from time to time...sometimes I think people should be more open about these things. I can imagine some couples having a real hard time about it. But we laughed about it and everyone knew. It was a gas.
Apologies to those not impressed.
I blame Ozzie. It's amazing the depths that we do descend to on these forums from time to time...sometimes I think people should be more open about these things. I can imagine some couples having a real hard time about it. But we laughed about it and everyone knew. It was a gas.
Jun 2nd 2010, 7:47 pm
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
Lol Kporte! Certainly not Jack and his big black bag!
Apologies to those not impressed.
I blame Ozzie. It's amazing the depths that we do descend to on these forums from time to time...sometimes I think people should be more open about these things. I can imagine some couples having a real hard time about it. But we laughed about it and everyone knew. It was a gas.
Apologies to those not impressed.
I blame Ozzie. It's amazing the depths that we do descend to on these forums from time to time...sometimes I think people should be more open about these things. I can imagine some couples having a real hard time about it. But we laughed about it and everyone knew. It was a gas.
Jun 2nd 2010, 11:33 pm
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Jun 3rd 2010, 3:39 am
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
Lol Kporte! Certainly not Jack and his big black bag!
Apologies to those not impressed.
I blame Ozzie. It's amazing the depths that we do descend to on these forums from time to time...sometimes I think people should be more open about these things. I can imagine some couples having a real hard time about it. But we laughed about it and everyone knew. It was a gas.
Apologies to those not impressed.
I blame Ozzie. It's amazing the depths that we do descend to on these forums from time to time...sometimes I think people should be more open about these things. I can imagine some couples having a real hard time about it. But we laughed about it and everyone knew. It was a gas.
I suspect that another 15 years or so and all of "that stuff" wont matter so much, to us, any more.
Jun 3rd 2010, 4:04 am
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