furbacchione

The finger breaks through the toilet paper. Shits me to tears - so to speak

brissybee

...and you work in a food outlet and don't wash your hands before making my lunch

scottishcelts

I fall out with people, I really don't feel nice.

Sorry You know who you are.

JumpingGinger

That's never happened to me before? Maybe your toilet paper is to soft.

Kelli28

Hey it could have been worse, at least you had paper

JumpingGinger

O.O Maybe you should go shower if you don't have any toilet paper, that's what I do... Well technically it isn't what I do, it is what I would do, because I've never been in the situation where I have had none... Lol....

Officer Dibble

Just put it out there in public and all will be forgiven.

ROMFT_WO2RN

you settle down for a good long dump, finish and then find the bloody kids have used all the bog roll

cue duck walk to cupboard for emergency re-supply

kmthor

when you laugh at work and fart at the same tiime ... if theres woman presant you say calmly you smell petrol?

Broad Shoulders

I never noticed this in the UK, but really have a lot here. Aussies seem to think it is "LOS Vegas". The amount of times I hear people on TV, who have the benefit of multiple takes to get it right and they all say "Los" rather than "Las"

Call me AL

aston

when you forget to get your winkle out in the toilet when your that pissed and you have to walk through the pub with massive p1ss stains down yer jeans!!

scottishcelts

Do you notice that? I don't after my 4th bottle.

aston

people slag off les dennis..

Officer Dibble

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