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Originally Posted by Grayling
The phrase 'pots and kettles' springs to mind ![Roll Eyes](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
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Originally Posted by Grayling
The phrase 'pots and kettles' springs to mind ![Roll Eyes](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
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How the devil are you Gray. Missed you. Where are you - back in the hills or over here
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Originally Posted by Hels Bells
<snort>PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mate, if I can karma you....I will!! So well deserved for that....<cracking up laughing here, for real>
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Mate, if I can karma you....I will!! So well deserved for that....<cracking up laughing here, for real>
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Originally Posted by moneypen20
You'd know
How the devil are you Gray. Missed you. Where are you - back in the hills or over here![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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How the devil are you Gray. Missed you. Where are you - back in the hills or over here
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Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede
Aways a pleasure, Hels. ![](http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/1117/birgitstakkmt4.gif)
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No, the pleasure is mine......or it would be, but I am deficient...so I wouldn't know if it was pleasurable, or not....allegedly....
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Originally Posted by Grayling
Back in civilisation thank you ![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
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Originally Posted by moneypen20
Ahhh, so you moved to the Gold Coast in the end ![Cool](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/cool.gif)
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Originally Posted by Grayling
I was there last week...back in god's own country now....in the hills ![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
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Originally Posted by moneypen20
Should have shouted, I might have given you a glass of water ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Drove through the GC a few times....stopped for a walk at Hinze dam.
May be back soon
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Originally Posted by Grayling
The phrase 'pots and kettles' springs to mind ![Roll Eyes](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
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buckets, as in
'there's a hole in my bucket Dear Lisa, Dear Lisa".
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Originally Posted by Grayling
Didn't really stop...was on my way to Byron bay.
Drove through the GC a few times....stopped for a walk at Hinze dam.
May be back soon
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Drove through the GC a few times....stopped for a walk at Hinze dam.
May be back soon
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Originally Posted by moneypen20
Fair enough. Only drink Vodka or the odd Bud myself and they don't mess around with them
Not a great fan of Byron myself, nicer places around here.
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Will probably end up in Brisbane or on the Sunshine coast (Noosa maybe).
In the process of arranging gainful employment
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Originally Posted by arkon
Oh and for the record now that we have had very 1st hand experience of the schooling system out here there is no way my boy is ever going to school here whilst I have a hole in my ass. I won't get mad at you vash any more or any other Australian adult as I now fully understand how and why you are all deficient and it's not your fault it's the schooling system here, and I now feel quite sorry for you all
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Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede
arkon!
Long time, no pointless whinging session about non-existent problems in apocryphal stories from the fertile soil of your boundless imagination.![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
You never quite got around to telling us the name of that school which allegedly sends its pupils on 3-4 field trips a week... or the name of the dealer who allegedly screwed you on your caravan and trailer deal... or the name of the shop which allegedly didn't have workboots and wouldn't get them in for another month... or the name of the shop which never has any cattle feed in stock.
Etc.
Long time, no pointless whinging session about non-existent problems in apocryphal stories from the fertile soil of your boundless imagination.
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You never quite got around to telling us the name of that school which allegedly sends its pupils on 3-4 field trips a week... or the name of the dealer who allegedly screwed you on your caravan and trailer deal... or the name of the shop which allegedly didn't have workboots and wouldn't get them in for another month... or the name of the shop which never has any cattle feed in stock.
Etc.
Just because someone posts about personal experiences and doesn't publish a detailed bibliography of names and sources dragged off the internet doesn't mean it's all made up. Not everybody has to use google as a substitute for thinking.
This is not a court of law, so why should people have to post proof to back up personal experiences? Or are you now issuing writs for slandering Australia?
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