The Husband Store
Sep 20th 2006, 8:14 pm
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The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in Brisbane , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2: These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Meanwhile, across the street, a New Wives Store has recently opened.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through to sixth floors have never been visited!
There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2: These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Meanwhile, across the street, a New Wives Store has recently opened.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through to sixth floors have never been visited!
Sep 20th 2006, 8:18 pm
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Re: The Husband Store
Bugger 
Thought I'd finally found somewhere to get a new hubby then 
Good joke though
Thought I'd finally found somewhere to get a new hubby then Good joke though
Sep 20th 2006, 8:42 pm
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Re: The Husband Store
Originally Posted by Paul&Nic
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in Brisbane , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2: These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Meanwhile, across the street, a New Wives Store has recently opened.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through to sixth floors have never been visited!
There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2: These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Meanwhile, across the street, a New Wives Store has recently opened.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through to sixth floors have never been visited!
Sep 20th 2006, 9:34 pm
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Re: The Husband Store
Originally Posted by WendyC
Bugger Thought I'd finally found somewhere to get a new hubby then
Thought I'd finally found somewhere to get a new hubby then
Originally Posted by WendyC
Good joke though
Sep 20th 2006, 11:20 pm
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Re: The Husband Store
Bloody hell!! I was hoping it was like a swap store and I could trade mine in....how disappointing... 
Sep 20th 2006, 11:50 pm
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Re: The Husband Store
Originally Posted by Paul&Nic
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in Brisbane , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2: These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Meanwhile, across the street, a New Wives Store has recently opened.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through to sixth floors have never been visited!
There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2: These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Meanwhile, across the street, a New Wives Store has recently opened.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through to sixth floors have never been visited!
Sep 21st 2006, 12:02 am
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Re: The Husband Store
Originally Posted by karenjc
Guess who reads the joke off the day in the Gold coast bulletin then
A coincidence if it was on there as this arrived from a friend in the UK. I changed the odd word tho.
