cam_uk

sorry but i think you'll find your not allowed to actually change the afore mentioned lightbulb .. now we're in aus ... we need to get someone in to do it and charge us $40's for the pleasure

scutterUK

they've forgotten the 1 mad poster who invades the topic, changes the subject and sparks off a whole different topic...

so how much are lettuces where you are?

diddy

Lettuces, lettuces, don't talk to me about bloody lettuces. Cost a bloody fortune.

scutterUK

yeah same here! and the ones you get are usually as manky as 'out.... i wont even mention the cellery either!... or the bread...

by the way how much is everyone's grocery shopping bill?

oh go on you might as well include the petrol price in that as well eh?

diddy

I think we're getting off topic a bit here, so I found this website that may help on industrial lighting:

www.ula.com.au

scutterUK

i don't suppose now would be the time to announce i got the job would it?...

alright! i'll leave it there.

diddy

Good man. It's a bit off topic though, unless you're gonna be working for a lightbulb company.

Well done, when do you start?

Paul.

scutterUK

cheers mate.

well i'll get to turn them on and off a few times, will that count?

i start 2 weeks today.

Pet

I thought it was one to change the light bulb and 500 to complain about how they are so much more expensive in Aus than UK

diddy

Have you been working since you arrived or have you been on one holiday?

scutterUK

no i started work a week after i landed. well i call it work. i mate offered me some contract work as a 'favour' but didn't pay me for the first 2 months of it. that's when i moved to the position i'm in currently. i had a week off last march when my folks came over and did the tourist thing round sydney and canberra, but that's been all.

i'm desperate to see more places than i have, so when i get the chance and the money, i'll be on my bike again.

it's gotta be done!

heard anything about your interviews yet?

Mctree

On the Canada forum.....

None.

There is nothing wrong with the light bulb, and if you think there is then you shouldn't have emigrated, cos you don't want to fit in with the culture.

On the Oz forum......

What light bulb? Let's get drunk

Buzzy--Bee

Some more..............



Q How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A a fish


Q Why does it take 12 women with PMT to change a lightbulb?
A IT JUST DOES, RIGHT!!!!!



And my favourite one -


How many dyslexics does it take to change a lihgt blub?



Cheers

Buzzy