how far is too far with a joke?
Mar 16th 2006, 1:12 pm
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how far is too far with a joke?
I got one from my sis and wanted to give it to y'all as a friday funny but dont want to ruffle any feathers....
Mar 16th 2006, 1:14 pm
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Re: how far is too far with a joke?
Originally Posted by squeezzii
I got one from my sis and wanted to give it to y'all as a friday funny but dont want to ruffle any feathers....
Mar 16th 2006, 1:15 pm
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Re: how far is too far with a joke?
But whilst we're waiting, here's a special St Paddy's day irish joke...
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best Toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best Toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
Mar 16th 2006, 1:24 pm
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Re: how far is too far with a joke?
Originally Posted by gedge
we'll be sure to let you know
Latest nightclub craze is to fill up a womans f*nny with vodka and drink it through a straw, doctors are warning of the dangers of minge drinking!
Mar 16th 2006, 1:29 pm
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Re: how far is too far with a joke?
Originally Posted by squeezzii
then wait no longer Gedge....
Latest nightclub craze is to fill up a womans f*nny with vodka and drink it through a straw, doctors are warning of the dangers of minge drinking!
Latest nightclub craze is to fill up a womans f*nny with vodka and drink it through a straw, doctors are warning of the dangers of minge drinking!
<applause>
Mar 16th 2006, 1:36 pm
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Re: how far is too far with a joke?
Originally Posted by gedge
<applause> it made me roll up!
Mar 16th 2006, 1:40 pm
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Re: how far is too far with a joke?
Originally Posted by squeezzii
then wait no longer Gedge....
Latest nightclub craze is to fill up a womans f*nny with vodka and drink it through a straw, doctors are warning of the dangers of minge drinking!
Latest nightclub craze is to fill up a womans f*nny with vodka and drink it through a straw, doctors are warning of the dangers of minge drinking!
but makes me wonder who else would have one except a woman 
Mar 16th 2006, 2:56 pm
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Re: how far is too far with a joke?
Roflmfao
Mar 16th 2006, 5:36 pm
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Re: how far is too far with a joke?
FFS, all brill
Mar 16th 2006, 7:10 pm
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Re: how far is too far with a joke?
How far is too far with a joke?...............
How about Chelsea FC
How about Chelsea FC
Mar 16th 2006, 7:14 pm
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Re: how far is too far with a joke?
:d :d :d
Mar 16th 2006, 7:23 pm
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Re: how far is too far with a joke?
pmsl
Mar 16th 2006, 8:47 pm
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Re: how far is too far with a joke?
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said: "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside.With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said: "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said: "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside.With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said: "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
Mar 16th 2006, 8:51 pm
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Re: how far is too far with a joke?
Originally Posted by djfbug
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said: "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside.With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said: "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said: "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside.With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said: "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
PMSL - brilliant
Mar 16th 2006, 9:12 pm
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Re: how far is too far with a joke?
Originally Posted by squeezzii
then wait no longer Gedge....
Latest nightclub craze is to fill up a womans f*nny with vodka and drink it through a straw, doctors are warning of the dangers of minge drinking!
Latest nightclub craze is to fill up a womans f*nny with vodka and drink it through a straw, doctors are warning of the dangers of minge drinking!
Love it!
