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Old Jul 10th 2008, 6:13 pm
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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
As long as he doesn't lick mine in the night he'll get to see the daylight.

I've often thought about having my back surgically broken so that I can do that. The cost is prohibitive though.
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As long as he doesn't lick mine in the night he'll get to see the daylight.

I've often thought about having my back surgically broken so that I can do that. The cost is prohibitive though.
Have you not got a wife? Surely she should be doing that as part of her wifely duties.

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Have you not got a wife? Surely she should be doing that as part of her wifely duties.

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bwahahaha, if only.
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Old Jul 10th 2008, 8:57 pm
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bwahahaha, if only.
Well I don't understand your mocking, cause if my hubby needs it he gets it. All part of being a good wife.

Sorry, can't keep it up, like f**k he does!!!!
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Isn't that on the corner of Tilley Road and Creek Road? (near Cannon Hill)?

That would be where they do the printing and distribution of the Courier Mail and all of the Quest suburban papers. Qld head office of the News Ltd/Courier Mail is still in Campbell, St Bowen Hills.
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Well I don't understand your mocking, cause if my hubby needs it he gets it. All part of being a good wife.

Sorry, can't keep it up, like f**k he does!!!!
Type slower. You are difficult to understand with your mouth full.
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Type slower. You are difficult to understand with your mouth full.
LOL. Only when i need a new frock, xmas and birthday. There's no other reason to do it is there? Once you're married there's no need to impress anymore.
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LOL. Only when i need a new frock, xmas and birthday. There's no other reason to do it is there? Once you're married there's no need to impress anymore.

Still grim up North then?
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Still grim up North then?
The weather is appalling, its 11 degrees today. There's naff all to do unless you have a fortune to spend, and unemployed drug addict tracksuit wearing baccy smoking "gangsters" are everywhere. So, yeah, its still grim, however Co Durham has some beautiful countryside but everything looks crap in torrential rain that has lasted 3 days now.
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The weather is appalling, its 11 degrees today. There's naff all to do unless you have a fortune to spend, and unemployed drug addict tracksuit wearing baccy smoking "gangsters" are everywhere. So, yeah, its still grim, however Co Durham has some beautiful countryside but everything looks crap in torrential rain that has lasted 3 days now.

I know County Durham well. My ex best friend (who joined a cult) came from Trimdon village.
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LOL. Only when i need a new frock, xmas and birthday. There's no other reason to do it is there? Once you're married there's no need to impress anymore.
i might be able to stretch to a new top!!!!!!

i am of course only kidding my dear.
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I know County Durham well. My ex best friend (who joined a cult) came from Trimdon village.

How on earth did a cult manage to recruit in Trimdon Village? Is that why she's your ex best friend?
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i might be able to stretch to a new top!!!!!!

i am of course only kidding my dear.
Good job you're kidding - I'd chew you up and spit you out young man!!!!
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How on earth did a cult manage to recruit in Trimdon Village? Is that why she's your ex best friend?
It was through a 'yoga' institute that then started channelling direct messages from Jesus....ahem. Yup, pretty soon she was sending all her nearest and dearest emails and letters telling them what a sinner they were and they needed to go seek help from 'the source'.

Very sad. Lovely girl.
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'I'd chew you up and spit you out young man!!!!'

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